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This thread has potential for some hilarious and abysmal stories. With and w/o pics.



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a buddy of mind uses this site and cougarlife.com

He loves cougarlife b/c its straight to the point and gets mad play. he says there are less fatties than POF, but its still the same process.

He concurs with von's statement..


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June 18, 2012, 11:46 AM

I couple guys at work use plentyof fish.
They literally post up looking for no strings fucking, and get just that.
I keep telling them someone's husband is going to come home early one night and shoot them, but they can't turn down the gravey train of steady horny women.


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Chicks are like jobs...all the good ones are taken and they can't pay you enough to do the ones that are available.
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June 18, 2012, 12:17 PM

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a buddy of mind uses this site and cougarlife.com

He loves cougarlife b/c its straight to the point and gets mad play. he says there are less fatties than POF, but its still the same process.

He concurs with von's statement..
I had an account on cougarlife.com cant remember...I would have sworn David 636 was the one who told me about it.


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I had an account on cougarlife.com cant remember...I would have sworn David 636 was the one who told me about it.
I'd place a bet that David636 started the site altogether.
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June 18, 2012, 12:50 PM

I would blanket canvas the site...I had a few pre made up lines that I would fill in some items i speed read on the chicks profile to make it sound like i read the whole thing.


The Wrong Date:
one time i went on a date with the wrong chick.

I was talking to a chick who teaches fire arm training at summit point. I was also talking to a chick who taught DC juvenile criminals.

some kind of way while texting I got the names wrong on the phone numbers...set up a date with one who was a tall slender black haired chick....show up at the outback she recommended and it was a fiery red hair chick with more of a kim Kadasian shape.
I was totally lost...had no idea who she was since the other chick didn't have a pic...she picked up that i had no clue who she was and never talk to me again hahaha

Fake Tyra Banks:
I got hit up by this Tyra Banks looking chick from Cali who just moved here (new to towners are the best). Anyway I had my race bike on my truck heading to a bike shop and she work down the street as a pierce at a tattoo shop so I stop by.

I get there and she did not look like tyra nor her profile pictures...she was like 4 shades darker, instead of hair down her back like the pics, she had about 4 inches of hair..something like a AfroHawk. Didnt see the whack tattoos in the picture.

We talk then I drop the bike off and she text me and ask if i could drop her off home....so I did. She was still cool Cali girl...just didnt look nothing like her picture.

The next day she ask to come over and watch a DVD i was like cool...ill get you after the gym since i had nothing planed. She came out in like...house clothes...like you was going to bed or something...

I found out later it was for easy access lol.
anyway she ended up damn near crying out of embarrassment...said she felt like a whore, but i was nice and its been over 6 months since she even kissed a dude and her hornyness was at an all time high.

Conny Chung:
Asian chick hit me up...picture look super fly and since i have a thing for asian chicks i was HYPED !!!!

she told me she wanted to do dinner, movies then a bar....
Thats what she wanted...but i normally do low key lunch dates first or coffee meet ups.
No way im getting stuck with dog meat all night and spending money.

Anyway Im still hyped and decided to take her to my high end Saigon restaurant to show her off...All I saw was two pictures that look as tho they were scanned from a Polaroid in the 80s.
Guess what...it was.
She said she was 34yo on her profile...and you know how asian women look young...
when I met her she look to be about 47-50 so I was betting she was in her mid 50s...
again look NOTHING like her profile picture. So im now super duper embarrased at the resturant...she is talking in a normal voice so people can hear us and im sure they knew this was a new or blind date.

the conversation took a downward turn when I ask about kids (her profile was sort of weird about the kid thing). So she goes to tell me that last year her 16 year old daughter was killed in a car accident...then her husband left her a few months after it.

I was like WTF? now what am I suppose to say?
at the end of the date she said "Im so excited for our date Friday..talk to you soon"
I was like...No fucking way !!!!
the dog in me thought...hmmmm maybe old cougar Asian tail.....but her story made me sad.


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I would blanket canvas the site...I had a few pre made up lines that I would fill in some items i speed read on the chicks profile to make it sound like i read the whole thing.

Fake Tyra Banks:
I got hit up by this Tyra Banks looking chick from Cali who just moved here (new to towners are the best). Anyway I had my race bike on my truck heading to a bike shop and she work down the street as a pierce at a tattoo shop so I stop by.

I get there and she did not look like tyra nor her profile pictures...she was like 4 shades darker, instead of hair down her back like the pics, she had about 4 inches of hair..something like a AfroHawk. Didnt see the whack tattoos in the picture.
Janet Jackson? Bitch be looking more like Freddie Jackson!
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Stinky:
So I get hit up by this hot chick...looks like a video hoe for Jay-Z or someone..tall and slender no titties...Im like word !
originally I was scared she was going to be a Tranny...something about her big head and skinny body set off my spider sense. First date was at this new hood spot. Asian Fusion place newly built off Rt50 MD. The scene was nice and the place was cool.
I park my car off to the side of the place so i can slip out, just in case she was a tranny.
I walk in and low and behold, she looks even better than her pictures.

I can tell she lied about her age or 29yo. She def was in her late 30's maybe early 40's. very nice body and super cute face, light skinned sister with long wavy black hair.

Im excited and like hell yeah...a good one..but she was ordering appetizers and drinks like the shit was free. At the end the bill comes up and dude just tack on the 3 drinks she had b4 i got there to the bill. shit was almost $70 and she excused herself to goto the bathroom when the bill came.....son of a bitch....
I was like Moe...now dont be cheap...this one is skinny and I can tell she is pressed for some dingaling.

Few days later she tells me she have a client in DC and would love to meet up again... I tell her I have to stick around the house because of work (lie..no way im paying for more high dollar drinks)....
she said she can come over..im like cool. She told me to buy Twilight series...im like gay.. but ok.
So we watch the movie all curled up...my meat is throbbing in the small of her back.
After the movie she ask me to give her a full body message...
I lay a blanket on the floor and start to message her...she ask if i want her to take her shirt off..im like hell yeah...she do and I have her face down, im sitting on her thighs with my throbbing meat resting on her ass crack. She he doing the standard moans of mm-mm that feels good..pushing back on my meat-wad with her skinny ass, she still had on bra, thin lenien pants and the smallest thong on earth.

Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!

I was like Jezzuz H christ WTF is that smell !!! her arms stank soooo bad my once ultra hard meat loaf shrank to a mere 1 inch meat fold. I couldn't even finish my message. Ive been into some.....um ...stinky situations before...and just had to man up and dig deeper into the hole...but this shit right here was the worst. Since i had the fake job thing in play, I stop and said let me take a piss real quick....then I walk back and said Let me check my work email and see if the network is ok since I haven't check in 3 hours.

I go...OH shit !!!
make up a fake story about having to goto work to restart the servers and some more shit...make up date this weekend blah blah blah...lol

To be honest I think she was a hooker near the end of her career and was looking for a dude to fall in love with. I say that because her job was listed as assistant, she always was moving about, no set hours nore set days, and never could tell me what she do.


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Janet Jackson? Bitch be looking more like Freddie Jackson!
I have stories for daysssss.....
from 2005 to 2011 I have gone on at least 45+ dates or what ever you want to call them. Most were Failures.

Id say
45% Super thicker chicks.
40% didn't look like the pictures.
55% put out.
80% of them lied about there age.
75% of them had one or more kids.
80% lived more than 30 minutes away
90% where white
50% had cars
10% I saw more than two times.


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I was like Moe...now dont be cheap...this one is skinny and I can tell she is pressed for some dingaling.



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Here's the typical POF user...

LGLGoh Photography, Music, Football, Outdoors, Movie

One cute picture, one normal picture, one sexy picture, and one picture that makes you go WTF about the other 3.

Add to that the demand for ONLY MEN LOOKING FOR A MATURE RELATIONSHIP like that's going to weed out the players. Helloooo...that is code for Challenge!!!

So if you have the skills to get the date thing going and work the angles then it can definitely be a fun site. You just need to be able to say OH HELL NO and get back in your car and run home if the chic is completely different than the pics she posted.

As far as actually getting with a girl that is serious girlfriend material then you basically have to look for the same stuff that girls are looking for. Sounding mature, honest, and funny. The good thing is that girls don't usually lie when you see those attributes online. Guys on the other hand, are almost a guaranteed lie
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The Lies Everyone Tells on Dating Sites


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It looks fun, but my ex is on there and I dont wanna deal with her ever again. I seen some hometown and chicks from work on there just browsing. And thick chicks are
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