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Riding comfort for the well-endowed? - April 25, 2008, 09:36 AM

Um. Without a men's section, this question isn't going to fit well into any particular forum, but hopefully someone here has some good advice or ideas.

Cruiserhubby is jealous of my new FZ6. Yes, he likes the fact that it's new and sexy, but he also likes the fact that it sits more upright than his metric cruiser. It sports a Corbin seat which just adds to its beauty and comfort, or so he thought.

He rode his metric cruiser home from work and complained that his butt hurt. He has no butt. We inserted gel lattice into his stock seat and that kept him quiet for a few years, but now he's jealous of MY bike inisting that it's more comfy than his.

To compare he took my bike for a thorough spin (1.5 hours) yesterday afternoon to test that theory and when he got back he insisted that my bike was more comfortable except for the fact that his nuts went to sleep.

Now, my man has a King Size Bed for his little king, if ya know what I mean. G. Gordon Liddy got a ball reduction that has Cruiserhubby thinking along similar lines. Basically, the boy has big balls.

So we're wondering what our options are. I know this thread is going to degenerate quickly, so before the threadwhores have their way with it, please give me good advice! Do we get a Corbin seat for his cruiser or can he have his sport tourer that he has always wanted without putting "the boys" to sleep?


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on a more serious note, perhaps a change in undergarments, either looser or tighter.


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April 25, 2008, 09:45 AM

Underwear choice comes into play here. Being a longballer myself, I find that I have to wear boxers when riding to give the boys enough adjustment room.


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Once I bought him a pair of those "butt" underwear and I replaced the wimpy foam with heavy duty foam. It gave him a butt AND made riding more comfy...


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Sorry I know you're looking for a legit answer but this is hysterical.
I know it is. That's why *I* am making the post...


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I just blew coffee out of my nose, thanks!

A big +1 to the comment about boxers.

Other than that, I dunno, a big cup?


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Ok ... now that it's out of my system .........

Seriously, boxers help me quite a bit but if not free ballin it could work too.


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