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Ducati's new Fight For Me
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Ducati's new Fight For Me - October 18, 2011, 10:03 AM

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October 18, 2011, 10:21 AM

you know, at times I kinda start liking Ducati... and then they remind me why I don't.
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October 18, 2011, 10:47 AM

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you know, at times I kinda start liking Ducati... and then they remind me why I don't.
my thoughts exactly


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October 18, 2011, 11:05 AM

They should just squeeze Penis juice in a bottle.....



Oh and use the nozzel from the remainders of Summer eve Duche bottles mixed in....


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October 18, 2011, 11:13 AM

For the record, we at Duc Pond DO NOT support this... ugh... I am 99% sure it is available ONLY in Europe... for a reason.


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October 18, 2011, 11:17 AM

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For the record, we at Duc Pond DO NOT support this... ugh... I am 99% sure it is available ONLY in Europe... for a reason.
I really hope it smells like carbon fiber and titanium and NOT like you or Donnie.
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October 18, 2011, 11:35 AM

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October 18, 2011, 11:40 AM

for the inspiration they used the colors of ducati: red, black and silver. for the red they used the smell of the red apple, sensual and masculine. black they used the smell of oak for it's strenght. for the silver they used infused sweat off a man's back because gay


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October 18, 2011, 12:13 PM

It is a Euro-centric thing... they gave Donnie a bottle at the Diavel academy, and he never even opened it.. I think we gave it to a customer..


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October 18, 2011, 12:15 PM

That shit probably smells like the AquaNet hairspray grandma used to wear.


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October 18, 2011, 03:44 PM

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It is a Euro-centric thing... they gave Donnie a bottle at the Diavel academy, and he never even opened it.. I think we gave it to a customer..
Wait wat????

two Euro slams in one thread???

It's an ITALIANO thing.....

plus how much for that bottle...


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October 18, 2011, 04:15 PM

After doing some research it seems that this product consists mainly of Paraben. After doing some more research it turns out that Paraben is a number one ingredent for industry leading personal lubricants... especially those marketed for anal sex.
Go figure.


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After doing some research it seems that this product consists mainly of Paraben. After doing some more research it turns out that Paraben is a number one ingredent for industry leading personal lubricants... especially those marketed for anal sex.
Go figure.
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because that is illegal in VA.....


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