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***WARNING***POLITICAL***SSFW***GRUESOME***CYNICAL ***WRONG***MEAN***LUNCH-TIME*** - March 6, 2007, 10:28 AM

Shit, once again no room for the title after all of those warnings again...

COVINGTON — A baby sitter tried to kill two small children by dangling them in front of moving cars and attempting to set their clothes on fire, police said Monday.
The children, ages 2 and 3, were hysterical but not physically hurt and were returned to their parents, a spokesman for the Covington Police Department said.
Officers said they booked Michelle L. Tyler, 25, 111 Sental Drive in Hammond, on two counts of attempted first-degree murder. She was also booked on attempted escape, criminal damage to property, two counts of cruelty to a juvenile, two counts of battery on a police officer and three counts of resisting an officer.
It was Sunday about 10 p.m. when the baby sitter began dangling the children in front of passing vehicles, but the motorists were able to swerve and miss them, Lt. Jack West said.
Drivers began calling police on their cell phones, and the whole thing lasted four to five minutes, West said.
When officers arrived at the scene, the woman tried to set the children’s clothes on fire with a cigarette lighter, but she was unable to get them to ignite, West said.
The children were barefoot, wearing light clothing and were very cold.
Officers put them in a patrol car to get them warm. One officer took them to McDonald’s for a Happy Meal and got them settled down, West said.
Officers arrested Tyler in front of the convenience store where the incident occurred. She broke free but officers recaptured her, he said.
When placed in a patrol car, police said Tyler began trying to kick out the windows.


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I think I'm warped. For some reason I can't stop laughing. It's not funny, it's horrible, but I can't stop laughing.
Maybe it was the constant use of the word "dangle."


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March 6, 2007, 11:18 AM

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I think I'm warped. For some reason I can't stop laughing. It's not funny, it's horrible, but I can't stop laughing.
Maybe it was the constant use of the word "dangle."
okay, what alien kidnapped finch and replaced her with "dirty" finch


seriously though, what was she dangling them from?


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March 6, 2007, 11:27 AM

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okay, what alien kidnapped finch and replaced her with "dirty" finch


seriously though, what was she dangling them from?
C'mon, "dangle" is a funny word! This has nothing to do with dirty Tanya!
She attempted to MANGLE the kids by DANGLing them.



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March 6, 2007, 11:28 AM

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C'mon, "dangle" is a funny word! This has nothing to do with dirty Tanya!
She attempted to MANGLE the kids by DANGLing them.

Leave Tanya alone...she's an ..............


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March 6, 2007, 11:31 AM

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C'mon, "dangle" is a funny word! This has nothing to do with dirty Tanya!
She attempted to MANGLE the kids by DANGLing them.

so she attempted to mangle the kids by dangling them...from a bangle? but they got tangled? cause it was the wrong angle?


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I'm going to hell.


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I'm going to hell.

oooh! .NET hell ride, I'm sure most of us will be there, but can I NOT get the flaming ghost-rider chopper?


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