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**A Von Report: The People of .NET explained. Vonpiedia
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Post **A Von Report: The People of .NET explained. Vonpiedia - January 21, 2010, 01:09 PM

I originaly developed these Section on Dot Com a long time ago... It was my way of calling out a play without having to describe it. By far the BBS have more "Section 1" violations than any other section of the Vonpiedea.....read learn, enjoy and call a Foul on that play !!!!

A Von Report: The People of .NET explained. Vonpiedia

Thing you notice here on .NET/DOT.Com..individuals on .Net/Dot com fall into certain types/paterns....


Section (1.) Secret Fcuk partners:
The dot com secret partners have a tendency to post after each other.... If say BikerBoy01 post up, your guaranteed to see GirlyGirl rider- 600 post up right behind him... you go...are they F cukin? .. In most case they are.... On average itís the female that stalks the male. No matter where or what he post, here she comes with a reply to his post. A dead giveaway is when she acts like she doesnít like him. She will normal bring up some sexual type of response...usually telling him he needs to buy a hooker, jerk off etc; Dot Com have allot of these secret F cuk buddies.



Section (2.) Gang Bang Party Posters:
These posters wait until they see their crew post....then awwww shiit here it comes... The same ol folks Blow the post up with a bunch of nonsense. You will notice this gang bang happens in a few ways....
(2a.) If a Post was posted by anon party member.... and letís say it gets to page 2 and one of said gang bang party members finally post...its as though a ok to post sign was waved and here comes the Gang Bang of Party Posters.... Raping the thread.... You will always notice if you see one....You will see them all. The only thing you can do is cover you azzhole because they will make this a 10 pager by lunch Fo Sho....!




Section (3.) The Posting Whore:
aka The Post whore, This individual have no alliance... he/she just jumps into any thread and just post off any ol shit, even if itís just a smiley face I think this accounts to about 60% of Dot Com members.


Section (4.) The Lurker:
They mostly are visual post whores.
You can see them in the street and say "hey man you should have read the board last week" he will say oh yeah I saw it...even though he hasnít posted since March 2005. These folks are the Voyeur of Dot Com. They might stay on the board more than you..


Section (5.) The Elitist Sectionalist:
These are a combination of Lurkers and Gang Bangers. These people will only post off if there is a thread in one section "Anything Goes, Track Days, etc." They figure that their section is the best and don't step away. They will post off....in only one or two sections of Dot Com. On top of that, they will only post off on individuals who starts threads that they like. Example: Say NotEveryonesBadAss636 (1 of their friends) put up a post in their favorite section, letís say Track day Report. they will come all out, like the gang bangers and stroke him. Now letís say TommyPushMotorcycls1k, post up a very similar report in the exact same section....not 1 of them will reply. No matter how good tomís post is...they will not reply.

Section (6.) The Leg Humper
These posters wait d*ck in left hand mouse on right hand navigating the Introduce Yourself forum. The exact second they notice some form of female name in the post they want to be the first to say hi. Some play it cool and try to say something like "hey welcome, maybe see you on a group ride sometime. Others waste no time asking for pics, age, weight, cupsize, buttsize, inseam, favorite position, etc. These posters have no shame or dignity in their pursuit. If you're female and enter the introduce yourself forum wear two pairs of pants that day cuz your gonna get 20 diff dudes humpin the shyt outta your leg.

Section (7) Warm-Weather Poster
The post count of the warm-weather poster could be predicted with a farmer's almanac. When the sun is bright and the air is warm, you can count on him to be clogging up the group ride and social gathering sections. He has to boost his post counts while he can because he hangs up his helmet (and posting) at the first sign of shrinkage because the gas tank on the bike was just a little bit too cold. And although the warm weather poster does not cease to post entirely during the late fall, winter, and early spring, one may mistake him to be in a state of hibernation or mild coma due to the significant drop in daily post count. This is because he is enjoying the view of the foliage and winter snow from the comfort of his living room while wearing his beloved leopard print Snuggie. His posts, few and far between, will shift to general discussion and anything goes because these do not remind him of his seasonal riding disability. Fortunately, warm weather comes even more reliably than A-rated porn stars, and so the warm-weather poster will return to .com once the thermostat stays above 65.

Section ( 8 ) Cold-Weather Poster *(amended by The Honorable Lady Pink)
One who dedicates their winter months to starting drama on the board because they don't have anything else better to do. Once the weather gets warm, the cold-weather poster typically returns back to normal status. The cycle repeats in late fall.


Section (9) : The Cock Blocker.
This person (male or female) always finds a way to keep you from getting in on some action. You (male or female) may plan on giving or receiving some cock, but low and be-hold her comes the Blocker. What they do is follow you online or in the streets and interrupt you. Maybe joining in on a conversation at a Social gathering, or online posting information that paints you in a negative light with the sole purpose of keep your cock from getting wet or your vag from getting stretched.

Say no to the Cock Blockers and yell Section 9 and throw a flag on that play !!!


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Thank you for including my Section 8

yes if El Guapo was on here Ida gave him cred for

section 6 shortstuff for section 7 and you for section 8...

I went and read thru all the pages and figured....fcuk dot com..ill just update over here... I was too lazy to go thru and take out .Com on all the section.

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Hey Bren-Bren guess what? You just qualified yourself for Section 1!

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No pink your Section 1 ... read it again.

LOL.....
on Dot Com everyone was going "Section 1" for years... I see it on Face book also


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henry and me just post hoes now lol. No more TPG for the gbangin
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Im here for ya Bobby but I fall more into section 4 fml


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