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10 things to ponder.... - July 24, 2006, 08:39 AM

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
Without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the Stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in
Hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
Weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
Millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
Where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.


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July 24, 2006, 08:41 AM

HAHAHA, nice, I like number 8...so true.


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July 24, 2006, 08:47 AM

funny stuff


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July 24, 2006, 09:01 AM

Sorry, I try not to think before lunch on Mondays......


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FUNNY AS POOOOOP!


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Thanks, I'm having a really crappy day...this made me at least smile (on a regular day I might have even laughed aloud)


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