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18 Ways To Be A Good Democrat - May 10, 2007, 11:32 PM

...im not a full on republican, but i find many of these to be truthful.



1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

7. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

8. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

9. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

10. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

11. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

12. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

13. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been In charge.

14. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

15. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

16. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

18. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
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12. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

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Great post!


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May 11, 2007, 12:04 PM

I got my own version how to be a good Libertarian:

1. Be smarter than everyone else.
2. Drink a lot, making it easier to deal with people.
3. Laugh when Democrats and Republicans try to pretend like they are different from each other.
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18 ways to be a good Republican:
  • You have to believe that the concept of “pro-life” conveniently does not apply to the death penalty.
  • You have to believe that giving huge tax breaks to the richest people in the country will somehow help the other 90% of the country.
  • You have to believe that Iraqis with homemade bombs are more dangerous than North Koreans and Iranians with nuclear weapons.
  • You have to be against federal spending as long as pet projects are built in your state or congressional district.
  • You have to believe that pouring tons of toxins into the air, water and land have no adverse effect whatsoever on the planet, to the point of offering incentives to companies to do such things.
  • You think that a inaccurate moral argument is reason enough to prohibit scientists and doctors from using cells to seek a cure for spinal cord injuries, Parkinson’s, cancer, etc.
  • You have to believe that true hunters are concerned about their right to carry semi-automatic handguns.
  • You have to believe that there’s no need to increase minimum wage for almost a decade.
  • You have to believe that we do not have a right to privacy and are more than willing to let the government infringe on our privacy via laws like the Patriot Act.
  • You have to be anti-big government but can cast a blind eye to the most gigantic agency of bureaucracy built in recent history, the Department of Homeland Security.
  • You have to believe that Rush Limbaugh and the Fox Network provide balanced and unbiased news and that everyone else is liberally biased.
  • You have to believe that Ann Coulter is normal and is a very nice person.
  • You have to believe that the military is the best means of implementing democracy in a foreign country.
  • You have to believe that a former draft dodger is totally qualified to lead our country to war.
  • You have to believe that the government shouldn’t intrude on our private lives unless it involves sex and marriage—then it’s okay.
  • You have to believe that invading Iraq had nothing to do with the control of oil.

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come on now, girls gone wild are all democrats, there are some good ones


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18 ways to be a good Republican:
  • You have to believe that true hunters are concerned about their right to carry semi-automatic handguns.
Please take this MTV arguement to some other forum.... the second ammendment doesnt say a word about hunting.


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18 ways to be a good Republican:
  • You have to believe that invading Iraq had nothing to do with the control of oil.
Again... MTV bullshit... if we controled the oil i would logically think OUR gas prices would go down... but wait... OPEC controls ALL of that... there is a better liberal argument that bush went in there to kill Sadam and finish what his father didnt do... than this control the oil bullshit. Not everything you see on MTV is true.


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Please take this MTV arguement to some other forum.... the second ammendment doesnt say a word about hunting.
Um, are any of us taking any of these "18 ways" seriously (on either side)? I sure as heck am not.

p.s.-I haven't watched MTV ever since they stopped playing music...which was sometime back in the 1990's.
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18 ways to be a good Republican:
  • You have to believe that Iraqis with homemade bombs are more dangerous than North Koreans and Iranians with nuclear weapons.
And what would a liberal do about NK or Iran? Help pass more resolutions by the UN that arent effective? Sounds like a good plan to me.


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dude you are wasting your time trying to put some sence to a democrat, all they eat is vegie burgers. not to kill the bull but to kill the pickel is ok!!.


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I'm just overly republican. sorry.


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dude you are wasting your time trying to put some sence to a democrat, all they eat is vegie burgers. not to kill the bull but to kill the pickel is ok!!.
Uh, I'm eating a burger right now. Yes, made from a cow and enhanced with my special Jack Daniels sauce. yum...
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