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A girl must have her toys
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:11 AM

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
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Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
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Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
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And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> * 3 have done time for assault
> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of us in line.


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Nothing here
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:20 AM

Wow! I could be a congressman! Thanks!
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whats in your drink?
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:23 AM

Im gonna run for Congress


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Nothing here
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:26 AM

F Pedro....Vote for me!
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The guy with the cooler
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:38 AM

I voted for FDR


Warning: My friends call me

Now sporting the look thanks to one sissy ..

Damn sissy
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Retired to most ...
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:41 AM

Whew, thought you got the print out of my family tree's crminal report.


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

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October 5, 2005, 10:44 AM

Well I suppose being well educated, straight-edge, and faithful can turn you into a raging psycho... Who would have thought it...


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You meet the nicest
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:55 AM

Embrace diversity and make the effort to look past stereotypes at actual individuals?

That's asking a lot Dee!


BECAUSE I GET OFF ON IT!
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October 5, 2005, 10:57 AM

Dumb dumb dumb.


Right up the 1 hole.
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October 5, 2005, 11:18 AM

Hitler was a great leader....he just lead in the wrong fucking direction.


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October 5, 2005, 11:26 AM

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!


RIP Greg Walker, I will never forget you

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening
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October 5, 2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by POYITA

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
Judging.... Hmm... sounds familiar

Quote:
Originally Posted by POYITA
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
Along with the power of God

Quote:
Originally Posted by POYITA
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> * 3 have done time for assault
> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of us in line.
*sigh* I can't even comment...


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October 5, 2005, 02:12 PM

Like a lot things the data was hand picked for the shock effect. Hitler definetly had some issues that were not mentioned and FDR and Churchill had some decent things in theirs (again not mentioned).

The biography of Churchill is pretty interesting though. He was the secretary of war during WWI and basically took the blame for the massacre at Gallipoli. He was pretty much black balled and somehow bounced back 10 years later.


Fascinating stuff though!
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October 5, 2005, 05:33 PM

damn, now i know why girls say"its hard to find a good man"


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Railing!
 
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October 5, 2005, 10:03 PM

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"A true champion takes the best from all influences, discards the useless - and forms an arsenal a pure practitioner cannot (without luck) overcome" -- Bruce Lee
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