DCSportbikes.net  
» Help Support .NET!
DCSportbikes Premier Membership for 25$ per year. Discounts! Click here for full information.

Now available in the .NET Shop:



Get your DCSBN Gear!
» Shoutbox
Sorry, only registered users have the ability to use our real-time shoutbox to chat with other members.

Register now, it's free!
» Online Users: 574
4 members and 570 guests
beatle, CrazyMotorcycleGuy, davidcycle, nootherids
Most users ever online was 4,519, September 2, 2015 at 03:26 AM.
Go Back   DCSportbikes.net > Non-Sportbike Forums > Non-Sportbike Chat

Reply
LinkBack Thread Tools
2009 Easter Keg Hunt - "OPERATION RANLOM CAPTURE" (UNCLASSIFIED)
Unread
  (#1)
Resident Rodent
 
Magic-Rat's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,717
Join Date: November 25, 2003
Location: Manassas
Talking 2009 Easter Keg Hunt - "OPERATION RANLOM CAPTURE" (UNCLASSIFIED) - March 8, 2009, 05:54 PM

Ladies & Gentleman,

It's on !!!

Deliberate actions by HUMINT sources have revealed that this years DC 101 Easter Keg hunt will be held on 10 APR 2009. As a result, this year we have over 30 days to organize, plan, and rehearse. We will need even MORE combat strength than last year to achieve our goals!



That said …

" OPERATION RANLOM CAPTURE " will take over the 2009 D.C. 101 Easter Keg hunt!

We need as many people as possible with cars to execute our plan ...

If you plan to participate, EMAIL Magic-Rat at magicrat@magicratproductions.com with your cell phone number. We will use email this year to disseminate information rather than PMs. Contact Magic-rat via PM if you have questions.

Post up!

I’ll update this first post with details as they become available.

-- Rat



Battle Roster (as of 4 APR 2009, 08:59 Hours)

- #452-LE
- Corbett
- CrabbyJay
- Dodge131
- Fireclown
- hedfan1
- Hollywood
- hondahawkrider
- Magic-Rat
- Nudist
- QikEnuF
- sk8nsanta
- Snarky
- svjunkie
- TonyT
- Toyman




**********************************


(UNCLASSIFIED) - DRAFT MISSION ORDER

I. Situation: As you know, last year our effort in OPERATION MEGADETH RAT netted us only 2 kegs … a bitter defeat compared to 2007’s record 9 kegs. Deliberate actions by our HUMINT sources have revealed that the D.C. 101 radio station show "Elliot In The Morning" will sponsor this years annual "Easter Keg Hunt" on 10 APR 2009. Exactly 101 beer kegs painted like Easter eggs will be "hidden" in Maryland, Viginia and the District. People that find a keg and bring it to the Keg Redemption Party on APR 10th at “LOCATION X-RAY" (to be published) can claim a prize. Everyone who redeems a keg will get an award (to be published). One keg will be painted "gold" and the finder gets a special award (to be published) Must be 21 years of age.

A. Enemy Forces. Not applicable.

B. Friendly Forces. Members of www.dcsportbikes.com (.COM) and www.dcsportbikes.net (.NET); coordinated by Magic-Rat.

II. Mission. Implement " OPERATION RANLOM CAPTURE "; finding and capturing at least 10 of D.C. 101's Easter kegs, including the "gold" keg.

III. Execution

Intent. To capture so many kegs that our two organizations (.COM & .NET) get interviewed by Elliot on his radio show; providing the opportunity to capture the hearts & minds of all sportbikers in the Virginia, Maryland, and District listening area.

A. Concept of the Operation: We will assemble at Starbucks in Rockville in our cars/trucks at 0300 on 10 APR 2009 to coordinate our final effort. After a 30 minute briefing, we will break up into Task Force teams. Using mobile phone communications, we will coordinate our efforts to find Easter Kegs and locate the vehicles dispatching the kegs. Locating the vehicles that dispatch the kegs is considered a high payoff activity. All keg findings will be reported to the command post for statistical map analysis. At 0900, all Task Forces will contact the command post to coordinate the end of tactical operations and transportation of our captured kegs to a secret storage facility located in the vicinity of Woodbridge.

1. Maneuver: Not later than 0330, All Task Forces will begin to conduct reconnaissance operations in their assigned sectors looking for kegs and vehicles dispatching the kegs. Task Force Stealth is responsible for a special reconnaissance mission, to be published via classified means. Task Force Stealth will also serve as the strategic reserve, responding to "surge" operations where a high volume of kegs have been located.

B. Tasks to Maneuver Units.

1. All Task Forces. Task force leaders will be identified at the briefing on 10 APR in the Rockville, Starbucks assembly area. Sectors will be identified. Maps will be distributed.

2. Task Force Stealth. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order. You will not attend the 0300 coordination briefing at Starbucks; instead, you will proceed directly to your special mission area to begin covert reconnaissance. Follow-on instructions will come from the command post. Map to be published.

C. Tasks to Combat Support Units. Task Force participants must bring cell phones and maps of Virginia, Maryland, and the district in each car. GPS units are encouraged.

D. Coordinating Instructions. If you plan to participate, EMAIL Magic-Rat at magicrat@magicratproductions.com with your cell phone number. We will use email this year to disseminate information rather than PMs. Contact Magic-rat via PM if you have questions.

IV. Service Support. Bring your own coffee and donuts. Abide by all traffic rules and be VERY careful stopping on busy roads.

V. Command & Signal. We will synchronize watches and distribute last minute information at our 0300 coordination briefing (except for Task Force Stealth).


- Rat

"Ride to the sound of the guns."

http://www.magicratproductions.com

Last edited by Magic-Rat; April 4, 2009 at 07:56 AM..
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#2)
Resident Rodent
 
Magic-Rat's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,717
Join Date: November 25, 2003
Location: Manassas
March 8, 2009, 06:04 PM

(UNCLASSIFIED) - FRAGMENTATION ORDER #1

I. Situation: Map to the 03:00 assembly area is attached. This is the Starbucks that is co-located in the Barnes & Noble on Rockville Pike. The address is: 12089 Rockville Pike, Rockville, MD 20852

Link to mapquest:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...32126,0.085831

II. Mission. Unchanged.

By Order Of The Commander, //Signed// 172030ZMAR09


- Rat

"Ride to the sound of the guns."

http://www.magicratproductions.com
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#3)
#47 GODSPEED BAMBAM
 
dodge131's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,567
Join Date: May 31, 2006
Location: NOVA
March 8, 2009, 06:11 PM

OK I am in this year. Have pickup with covered bed. Also gps! Would be good to have passenger.


www.RnRcycles.com


Home of RNR Repsol Racing.

Missing all my fallen friends and family! If Life Was Easy Then Everyone Would Do It!
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#4)
Resident Rodent
 
Magic-Rat's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,717
Join Date: November 25, 2003
Location: Manassas
March 8, 2009, 06:15 PM

(UNCLASSIFIED) - FRAGMENTATION ORDER #2

I. Situation: Our HUMINT assets have recovered valuable video reconiassance to assist us in rehearsal for our mission. Task Force members will familiarize themselves wtih the content of the videos and the size, shape, and color of the easter kegs.

Past keg hunt videos:

2005 (3 kegs): http://www.magicratvideos.com/magicv...KegHunt05.html

2006 (2 kegs): http://www.magicratvideos.com/magicv...KegHunt06.html

2007 (9 kegs): http://www.magicratvideos.com/magicv...KegHunt07.html

2008 (2 kegs): http://www.magicratvideos.com/magicv...KegHunt08.html

II. Mission. Unchanged.

By Order Of The Commander, //Signed// 82200ZMAR09


- Rat

"Ride to the sound of the guns."

http://www.magicratproductions.com
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#5)
Resident Rodent
 
Magic-Rat's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,717
Join Date: November 25, 2003
Location: Manassas
March 8, 2009, 06:18 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dodge131 View Post
OK I am in this year. Have pickup with covered bed. Also gps! Would be good to have passenger.
OUTSTANDING!

Yes, we need each vehicle to have a shotgun rider. Active recruiting for these positions is highly encouraged!


- Rat

"Ride to the sound of the guns."

http://www.magicratproductions.com
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#6)
opossum puncher
 
zx6rfool's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,826
Join Date: June 9, 2003
Location: Winchester
March 8, 2009, 07:04 PM

I might be able to be a potential side operative, working the Woodbridge local for a very limited window.


-
Attack Life! It's going to kill you anyway.

08 Z1000

Go Hokies!
  Send a message via AIM to Send a message via AIM to zx6rfool  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#7)
Ballaugh Bridge
 
CrazyMotorcycleGuy's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,873
Join Date: September 29, 2002
Location: VA
March 8, 2009, 07:13 PM

For those that listen to the show, starting now pay attention to who their sponsors are and what businesses advertise during the show or that are plugged by them. Those may be locations where the kegs are placed.


'08 MARRC Expert Racer of the Year
2009 #3 Combined Overall Championship

  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#8)
Resident Rodent
 
Magic-Rat's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,717
Join Date: November 25, 2003
Location: Manassas
March 8, 2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SVbadguy View Post
For those that listen to the show, starting now pay attention to who their sponsors are and what businesses advertise during the show or that are plugged by them. Those may be locations where the kegs are placed.
Yes, these are the tactics, techniques, and procedures implemented last year. Good INTEL.

Quote:
Originally Posted by zx6rfool View Post
I might be able to be a potential side operative, working the Woodbridge local for a very limited window.
Excellent!


- Rat

"Ride to the sound of the guns."

http://www.magicratproductions.com
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#9)
#47 GODSPEED BAMBAM
 
dodge131's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,567
Join Date: May 31, 2006
Location: NOVA
March 8, 2009, 09:23 PM

Looks like I have Corbett as shotgun!


www.RnRcycles.com


Home of RNR Repsol Racing.

Missing all my fallen friends and family! If Life Was Easy Then Everyone Would Do It!
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#10)
Republicans for Voldemort
 
hondahawkrider's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,303
Join Date: July 1, 2003
Location: Laurel
March 8, 2009, 10:10 PM

in.. gotta keep the streak alive...


-Jason
DAMN Rider DAMN Rider

Maybe you have to be messed up... before you can step up!
  MySpace.com Page Send a message via AIM to Send a message via Yahoo to hondahawkrider Send a message via AIM to hondahawkrider  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#11)
yut ugh!
 
freq's Avatar
 
Posts: 780
Join Date: January 24, 2009
Location: Alexandria
March 8, 2009, 10:11 PM

Can we go on our bikes and have an area truck be dispatched if we find one?!


2009 Yamaha R6 Raven
2005 Yamaha R6 Raven - Stolen
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#12)
Mommy's Little Monster
 
sk8nsanta's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,443
Join Date: January 2, 2008
Location: Fairfax
March 8, 2009, 10:30 PM

This sounds too good to pass up. Email incoming. I'm really good at dodging traffic, so I can run shotgun with someone and be a 'target apprehender'




2018 BMW R1200 GS
2016 Yamaha FJ-09
2014 Honda CB500X
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400SM
2007 Suzuki GSXR 600
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#13)
GP Racer
 
slow231's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,052
Join Date: August 16, 2008
Location: Beltsville
March 8, 2009, 11:07 PM

  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#14)
Face Down @$$ UP
 
WvGoDFather's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,776
Join Date: September 11, 2005
Location: Eastern Panhandle of Wv
March 9, 2009, 06:54 AM

I love the aftermath vid's that Rat makes afterwards.
BTW:Nice sig, Zr6


"If brains were gas. You wouldnt have enough gas, to drive a piss-ants' motorcycle, half-way around a BB."
  Send a message via AIM to Send a message via Yahoo to WvGoDFather Send a message via MSN to WvGoDFather  
Reply With Quote
Unread
  (#15)
GP Racer
 
SVJunkie's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,381
Join Date: March 13, 2006
Location: South Riding
March 9, 2009, 07:35 AM

In!


M.A.R.R.C. Cornerworker

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheHiriser
It takes a special kind of crazy to stand on a corner/on track dodging motorcycles for free.
  Send a message via AIM to  
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2002-2010 by DCSportbikes.net. DCSportbikes.net is owned by End of Time Studios, LLC.