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Seeking To Chat With A Woman Who Has Been Abducted By Aliens - m4w - 47

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I'd like to chat with a woman who has been abducted by aliens. Prefer someone who returned from the encounter recently except if you allege that your encounter happened after an evening in G'town. If you were captured by a band of illegals that doesn't count. Also, if you are an alien attempting to pass yourself of as an attractive, highly sexed woman be aware I can detect your efforts. I have several tests that I can perform to ensure you are who you say you are (I'm onto your alien tricks). I am also willing to submit to similiar tests to ensure that I am not an alien seeking to abduct you. You of course, already know the requisite tests, therefore, no need to explain (and no, none of these techniques have ever appeared on any episode of Star Trek). If I have to explain, thats an indicator that you might be an alien human intelligence agent attempting to learn our anti-alien protective measures.

Please note, I am sharp as a butterknife, technically oriented (have recently mastered the Atari computer system), well travelled (to include Patterson NJ) and quite wealthy (have my own Metro card). You should be the same unless you smoke cigars, own a HD, or get drunk on one drink. In that case, I will make an exception.

Serious dialog only--and please, I have already discussed at length the prospect of placing excess uranium on an asteroid. You need to bring more to the table than that old piece.


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October 7, 2005, 10:28 AM

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Please note, I am sharp as a butterknife, technically oriented (have recently mastered the Atari computer system), well travelled (to include Patterson NJ) and quite wealthy (have my own Metro card).
Wow this description oddly sounds like one of my ex's.


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October 7, 2005, 10:30 AM

I responded and we're going out tonight. I warned him to keep his kryptonite in his pants tho.


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October 7, 2005, 10:30 AM

Wow, people are so strange. I would be curious if any serious people actually respond.


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October 7, 2005, 10:31 AM

Somebody give this fool his own TV show..........


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October 7, 2005, 10:35 AM

They already did...its called "Jerry Springer"...


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October 7, 2005, 10:53 AM

Come on Jen, I keep that stuff on craiglist for a reason.... too many people would reply to that here.


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