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Ask Turkish a tingtongs - February 20, 2016, 07:05 AM

Ax a hemi a few tingtong u tinktink on. Am axxet to a hemi:

1) Ayyo...how much dizzet jew bench ... ze max. In lbs to the tenths yo

2) Ay bigboi when da first time you duet ze grape on a hemi?

3) If am riddet Salad Man GS500 and Truckexpress rid GSXF600 who winnet in de 9/10ths? And also Jaycee 1.3/10ths style rice?

Tell a hemi, ya big muddafugga


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ZX12: 229.6 mph
ZX10: 202.8 mph

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February 20, 2016, 07:53 AM

jaycee703: That really is a good amount of weight. When I switched from benching to dumbell press I thought I would be able to do alot more. inside of a week I was much higher than when I started. but it's alot different than benching.

So Turk the guy above got some good gains benching within a WEEK. My question is, how do I get as awesome as him?


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So in summary you're a little bitch, nobody believes your bitchass about anything, you look like a bitch, you sound like a whiny bitch and you've probably been a bitch for a long time.

All I want to know, how old were you when you realized you were a bitch? or did someone else have to tell you?

The only thing you can Jocky is the keyboard, so why dont you stfu Bitch

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February 20, 2016, 08:52 AM

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[B] how do I get as awesome as him?
You dizint knew???



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February 20, 2016, 09:25 AM

All I can say is, if I was taking chit to Turk on the internet and we actually met, I think I would chit my pants literally lol.
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February 20, 2016, 09:26 AM

FIrst time I met turk I wasn't scared that he was gonna beat me.

I was scared that he was gonna rape me.




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FIrst time I met turk I wasn't scared that he was gonna beat me.

I was scared that he was gonna rape me.


Tru dat, think I would ask shitpee for pain meds with hopes that I wouldn't remember any if it
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February 20, 2016, 10:50 AM

obviously you know nothing about working out Ali so keep running your mouth.
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February 20, 2016, 10:55 AM

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obviously you know nothing about working out Ali so keep running your mouth.
Dimdim axxet det hemi truk dizzn't axed me. Diz 4 de TRUKASSPRESS


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ZX10: 202.8 mph

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February 20, 2016, 11:00 AM

I vote for "TRUKASSPRESS" to be how everyone refers to turk from now on


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February 20, 2016, 11:18 AM

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obviously you know nothing about working out Ali so keep running your mouth.
Bitch, you tiny tip motherfucker. All you do is run your mouth and bitch out. Your saying shit after your weak ass pic? Your chest still shows signs of your man boobs from when you were overweight. Your arms are the only thing that seem to get work. So congrats, you now fall into three douche categories. Always arm day bitch, I'm to fast and to furious lil bitch, and I'm rich bitch.

You fucking little milenial bitch with your pathetic need to always get a trophy. Nobody cares.


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So in summary you're a little bitch, nobody believes your bitchass about anything, you look like a bitch, you sound like a whiny bitch and you've probably been a bitch for a long time.

All I want to know, how old were you when you realized you were a bitch? or did someone else have to tell you?

The only thing you can Jocky is the keyboard, so why dont you stfu Bitch
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February 20, 2016, 11:22 AM

Drops mic.


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ZX12: 229.6 mph
ZX10: 202.8 mph

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February 20, 2016, 11:34 AM

Kerry I guess we'll find out in person. Still bench more than you ever will bench. Weak ass bitch.
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February 20, 2016, 11:42 AM

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Kerry I guess we'll find out in person. Still bench more than you ever will bench. Weak ass bitch.
Dont come back with that weak ass little bitch shit and expect a serious response. You gotta fucking show up to be able to see in person, dumbass.


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So in summary you're a little bitch, nobody believes your bitchass about anything, you look like a bitch, you sound like a whiny bitch and you've probably been a bitch for a long time.

All I want to know, how old were you when you realized you were a bitch? or did someone else have to tell you?

The only thing you can Jocky is the keyboard, so why dont you stfu Bitch
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February 20, 2016, 11:45 AM

judging by your replies I don't think you're out riding either faggot. currently I'm unloading the zx6 of my boys and getting the other bikes ready for florida. nobody cares about these faggots on here.
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