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Attn: DCSBN Ninja's - April 21, 2006, 06:52 AM

I never knew this book existed and I recieved it as a gift last night.....DAMN FUNNY!

It is even more indepth than the website.

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"This book changed my life. When I grow up, I want to kill someone! - Cindy, age 7 1/2"




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Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I donít know anything about REAL ninjas. But thatís a bunch of bull crap! You dummies donít know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then youíre the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you, Robert Hamburger








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I never knew this book existed and I recieved as a gift last night.....DAMN FUNNY!

It is even more indepth than the website.

Review from the book:

"This book changed my life. When I grow up, I want to kill someone! - Cindy, age 7 1/2"




Book Description
Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I donít know anything about REAL ninjas. But thatís a bunch of bull crap! You dummies donít know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then youíre the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you, Robert Hamburger






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April 21, 2006, 07:06 AM

Ha how can you call yourself a Ninja if didnt even know about REAL ULTIMATE POWER!! that was the best Ninja website ever! Now quit making me mad before I flip out and stab you all with a spoon like a real ninja would.
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RIP...Karl Michael "Dragula" Meckenberg WE MISS YOU BUDDY!!!

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they turned that website into a book?

holy shit, I wish I had thought of that.
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Ha how can you call yourself a Ninja if didnt even know about REAL ULTIMATE POWER!! that was the best Ninja website ever! Now quit making me mad before I flip out and stab you all with a spoon like a real ninja would.
Yeah, and then wale on a guitar! Kick a dog and make it vaporize! Man I'm getting pissed off just thinking about it....I'm about to flip out here in the office! I need a guitar!!!
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Our obsession with pirates and ninjas has grown over the past year. As our interest in the question of pirate/ninja superiority flourishes, we’re discovering an entire pirate vs. ninja community burgeoning along with us. We’ve found this same eternal question posed by many of the great thinkers of our time. Most of these thinkers are, of course, webcomics and hipsters. So at least we’re in the exclusive company of other self-important idiots.
Most recently we learned that there is a Pirate vs. Ninja movie in the works. You can see some exclusive clips here.

As this cultural phenomenon crops up time and time again, we would be remiss if we didn’t explore the deeper issues afoot: What about this question strikes people so deeply? Why pirates and ninjas? Do they represent archetypes of human existence that we naturally align ourselves with? Are we all, deep down, concerned that we are sloppy slovenly pirates? Do we, just as deep down, wish to be perfectionistic, successful ninjas? Do we, a little farther deep down, want to see the struggles that rage inside us played out between hooked hands and empty fists? Are we drunk?

The answer to all of these questions, and many more, is: Maybe, just a little.
Anyway, screw all that pansy, deeper-meaning shit! All we know is, sometimes members of rock bands we’ve seen on MTV and MTV2 will sit down and tell us what they think about a dumb ass question we ask them. So, as long as there are still pirates and ninjas and rock bands walking this globe we will continue to ask: Who would win in a fight? I say pirates, but I am just one man.


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Our obsession with pirates and ninjas has grown over the past year. As our interest in the question of pirate/ninja superiority flourishes, weíre discovering an entire pirate vs. ninja community burgeoning along with us. Weíve found this same eternal question posed by many of the great thinkers of our time. Most of these thinkers are, of course, webcomics and hipsters. So at least weíre in the exclusive company of other self-important idiots.
Most recently we learned that there is a Pirate vs. Ninja movie in the works. You can see some exclusive clips here.

As this cultural phenomenon crops up time and time again, we would be remiss if we didnít explore the deeper issues afoot: What about this question strikes people so deeply? Why pirates and ninjas? Do they represent archetypes of human existence that we naturally align ourselves with? Are we all, deep down, concerned that we are sloppy slovenly pirates? Do we, just as deep down, wish to be perfectionistic, successful ninjas? Do we, a little farther deep down, want to see the struggles that rage inside us played out between hooked hands and empty fists? Are we drunk?

The answer to all of these questions, and many more, is: Maybe, just a little.
Anyway, screw all that pansy, deeper-meaning shit! All we know is, sometimes members of rock bands weíve seen on MTV and MTV2 will sit down and tell us what they think about a dumb ass question we ask them. So, as long as there are still pirates and ninjas and rock bands walking this globe we will continue to ask: Who would win in a fight? I say pirates, but I am just one man.



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PIRATES BITCHES even though the ninja book is damn funny.


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Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I donít know anything about REAL ninjas. But thatís a bunch of bull crap! You dummies donít know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then youíre the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you, Robert Hamburger
HOLY CRAP!!! I KNEW I was a Ninja!!


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