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Because Boom is bored.... - July 6, 2007, 01:42 PM

I don't usually post up these stupid news stories, but since Boom is bored today and needs entertainment..and because I can't wait to read some of the responses to this...I submit for your immediate reply:


Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester

Friday , July 06, 2007

MELBOURNE, Australia
A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer condom tester. Durex said 200 adult Australians men and women are wanted to test a range of its condoms.
While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.
"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.
"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.
Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.
How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.
No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.


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July 6, 2007, 01:45 PM

Now that would be a dream job!!!!





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July 6, 2007, 01:45 PM

This is bullshit! I have been an unpaid condom tester for years...
ok sometimes I get paid, but what ever!


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July 6, 2007, 01:54 PM

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Now that would be a dream job!!!!
actually id rather not even bother with sex if i gotta wear something thats soo uber tight that my eye balls pop out of their sockets.





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Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

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SHARON!!!! We are going to NOT make babies... where are my plane tickets?


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actually id rather not even bother with sex if i gotta wear something thats soo uber tight that my eye balls pop out of their sockets.





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July 6, 2007, 02:07 PM

And 9 months from now, "Population of Australia Soars following faulty Durex Test"

The results are in, and its a lot of babies and useless condems. After signing up for "condem testing", thousands of Aussies welcomed their new bundles of joy due to the poor quality of one of Durex's new brands called "No Need to Pull Out". One test subject was quoted after his first of several trials that, "They feel so good, it's like I'm wearing nothing!" The paper thin condems were manufactured to create the illusion of skin-skin contact and are boasted to be the "Next Generation in Safe Pleasure". Durex could not be reached for comment.

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July 6, 2007, 02:11 PM

I'm putting "Volunteer Condom Testing Consultant" on my resume tonight!!


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SHARON!!!! We are going to NOT make babies... where are my plane tickets?
Saddle up, woman! I need a solid philly to get my thousand Australian.


















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Saddle up, woman! I need a solid philly to get my thousand Australian.


















...I'm leaving the board for a little bit. Someone email me when it's safe.


Seriously I cannot even pretend to be mad. I litterly spit a chewed up peanut M&M out of mouth!

A solid philly?

BAWHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!


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Saddle up, woman! I need a solid philly to get my thousand Australian.



...I'm leaving the board for a little bit. Someone email me when it's safe.
That's fuggin hilarious!


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