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Best Funny Commercials out right now...?!? Can end up NSFW
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Best Funny Commercials out right now...?!? Can end up NSFW - October 5, 2012, 08:42 AM

So what are the funniest commercials out right now? I am a huge commercials guy. Honestly if I need a pep up for the day...I will get a good laugh off commercials.

Few of my favs right now.

Geico

StateFarm

Part 1

Part 2

Liberty Mutual

Haverty's

Part1 - Speed Dating

Part 2 - Meet the Parents


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I'm sooooo sick the the Haverty's commercial already. Over kill to see it every 10 minutes.


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I'm sooooo sick the the Haverty's commercial already. Over kill to see it every 10 minutes.

Man I haven't seen it in a good while. Actually took me time to remember it.


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October 5, 2012, 10:59 AM

this one made me laugh

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October 5, 2012, 06:03 PM

I almost peed myself when I first saw this one.


Buy 'em or don't....Whatever man. Either way, he get's to fly helicopters all day.....


This is a good one also.


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Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven

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October 5, 2012, 08:18 PM

Two funny but creeping feeling Skittles commercials.

Sweat Skittles...nasty



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Old Time Fav...Jetta Commercial



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Gonna get a little more NSFW

Slap Chop - This is my dude right here...LOL. Slap my nuts!!!


Remix...focused on the nuts comment



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Slop Chop guy...Beat the shit out his girl...NOT FUNNY...but hey





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October 5, 2012, 09:33 PM

This is from a few years back but still one of the funniest ones I've seen:



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Yea that Heineken was funny.


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