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Best Pick-up lines!!! - July 24, 2006, 10:44 AM

Alright, I want to hear your best, cheesiest, funny or whatever pick up lines you got.

Ladies, I'm sure you have some funny stories to tell so lets hear em!! What's the best that has been said to you or you have said to a guy!!

You can also post your best line for being shot down..

I'll start..

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?


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July 24, 2006, 10:45 AM

Best line for being shot down...

"No I didn't ask you if you wanted to dance...I said you look fat in those pants!!" HAHAHA


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July 24, 2006, 10:46 AM

You have to visualize this one. Walk up to a girl, pull on the tag in the back of ther shirt and say "Just as I thought! Made in heaven." Guaranteed get laid line right thurrrr.
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July 24, 2006, 10:52 AM

Alright, another one..

pick up a sugar packet and walk up to her..."Mam, you dropped your nametag."

Doesn't get much cheesier than that.


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July 24, 2006, 10:57 AM

Excuse me mama, you dropped something, my jaw. Henh henh, Alllright.


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July 24, 2006, 10:59 AM

Best pickup line EVER....as demonstrated by my four year old son...

"Hey...you wanna come see how big my bed is?"
Followed by an immediate "SURE!!!!!!"


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July 24, 2006, 11:03 AM

Ok ok...

Your moms so fat she rolled over a nintendo and made 3 gameboys... wanna date?


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July 24, 2006, 11:06 AM

Way back in the day...

Guy (whom I barely knew) to me: Are you ready to go yet?
Me: What? Go where?
Guy: My place
Me: NO, I don't think that's going to happen!
quite a few more times through out the night, each time asking if I was ready to leave yet.

closing time, one more time "Alright, are we ready to leave now?"
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July 24, 2006, 11:30 AM

Is that a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them.

Are you tired? Cuz you been runnin thru my mind all day.

Are you hurt? That fall from heaven must have been long.
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July 24, 2006, 11:36 AM

I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag...

yeah, okay, so its not the best line, but one of my friends in boston used it...and it worked


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July 24, 2006, 11:39 AM

Are those spacepants you're wearing? cuz your ass is out of this world! (cheesiest one i coud think of)


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July 24, 2006, 11:40 AM

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Are those spacepants you're wearing? cuz your ass is out of this world! (cheesiest one i coud think of)
you say that to everyone? and i thought i was special
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July 24, 2006, 11:49 AM

I was at a restaurant one time and this really HOTT waitress was serving us.
So the group i was eating with could tell i was all about this girl. The wouldnt stop trying to embarass me whenever she came to the table. Some small talk ensued during the dinner between myself and the waitress, but nothing out of the ordinary of where you from, in school..etc..

When it was time for the check, we told her we were ready for the check and she said ok. While we waited for the check, i told the group "watch this". They were all like "what".

When the waitress returned with the check, i grabbed it and pretended to look it over. I then looked up and said, "hey you are missing a number on here" Confused, the waitress said "oh really? what" With a straight face, i said "YOURS". She looked down, then back at me, back down then smiled and said "OH".

She smiled again and said "ok that was good". She wrote down her phone number on the back of the receipt and then took my CC to pay for the bill. When she left everyone rolled laughing.

We paid the bill and i talked to her for like a second. Ended up getting one date out of it. One of my all time shittiest dates. Nothing in common, she wasnt too bright.. etc..

Good line none the less..


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July 24, 2006, 11:52 AM

Get in the car bitch...
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July 24, 2006, 11:53 AM

Sorry, but this thread reminds me of friday night at ned devine's.

I'm drunk and dancing with my friends. They take a time out but once I get started I can't stop. I'm a dancing machine. I get the bump from behind so I take that as the go ahead to start dry humping. She immediately gives me the throat cut. OMG was that a buzz kill. I was confused as to why she didn't want my bod. I had used tag deodorant too. Well anyway I turn around and start dancing with an ugly chick and try to forget the humiliation. But it still bothered me, so when I spotted her at the bar I tried to buy her a drink.

"What was up with the kill sign? Am I that bad of a dancer?"
"I'm Mary"
"Nice to meet you Mary, I'm Dave"
"No, I'm Mary"
"I'm Dave"
"MARRIED (sticks her finger in my face)"
"OH, MARRIED" (I see her husband standing next to her, laughing at me I assume)
I look at him and say "Congradulations" and hand him the drink. "You need this more than me".


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