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Best police report ever... - November 5, 2010, 10:58 AM



Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.


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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that....


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then you would have exactly one nickel?

hahahaha its funny cause she's ugly, if a hot chick said this shit every guy would be like, "ya why not? dont need to threaten me, just ask"
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at the post and devon and Clemson respoonse....


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"ya why not? dont need to threaten me, just ask"
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It's better when they threaten.


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Must be some raunchy shit if a dude declined.

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hahahaha its funny cause she's ugly, if a hot chick said this shit every guy would be like, "ya why not? dont need to threaten me, just ask"
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you know...if you wouldn't have said that I would have thought it would have been okay to just go ahead and say "ya why not?" ....


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If the chick was hot, but the vajayjay still reeked like a dead camel, would you proceed?


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If the chick was hot, but the vajayjay still reeked like a dead camel, would you proceed?
Having been in a similar situation, no. Pussy smelling of death has something wrong with it. Sniff test son! Live by it!


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shes got the toxic taco....could you imagine being the cop rolling up on this scene? I would DIE laughing
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However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
Her kittycat looks like it stinks just from her mugshot. I know I became overwhelmed the ugliness of the picture and declined to read any further.


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I wonder how long it took the officer to actually write the report....he must have been busting out laghing after every sentence....
When LEO goes to court, see's the woman...he'll do this:>>>>>>


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