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August 17, 2004, 12:10 PM

Hello all,

I was just curious about some of the ways you have or you've heard of people breaking up with some one.

I am the kind of person that would simply say, in person, I don't want to be with you any more.

But you always get the questions... Why? What did I do? etc...

Which I try to answer honestly... Doesn't always work though.

So what have you heard some one do or what have you done to call it quits?


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August 17, 2004, 02:31 PM

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What better way to say I Love you, then Kepi's Patented Methods For any Situation..


I agree with Kepi -

Also - breaking the news in the car at around 25 mph... Make sure they have the stunned look on their face - promptly reach over, open the door and combat kick them out. Whatever you just said will be in one ear and out the other as they roll, praying to survive. Takes the liability off of your hands. If you need help in this manuever - drop me a pm, I'd be more than happy to teach it to ya.


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August 17, 2004, 02:37 PM

paint her name on the curb outside your house. really big so she sees it too, something like 'girlie's seat' and put a boot right next to it too.

or next time she comes over, try sweeping her out the door with a broom.

just don't go OJ 'n shizzit.


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August 17, 2004, 02:48 PM

Or do my old favorite - find out her watering hole for Friday or Saturday night. Find yourself a nice sorority hottie and roll up in there. Roll in and make sure she sees you and old girl cozy up to the bar (this part is imperative, make eye contact). Then bring the sorority girl up to speed about how this certain "psycho" chick in the booth over there keeps giving you weird looks. Keep looking over until she gets up and starts to walk over. Whisper immediately in old girl's ear, "Oh my God, she's coming over here..."
When she confronts you and demands - use the old DT line: look of confusion followed by, "...and you are???" Might get you slapped, but as long as you're expecting it and can duck - works EVERYTIME (proven 5 times).


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August 17, 2004, 03:08 PM

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Or do my old favorite - find out her watering hole for Friday or Saturday night. Find yourself a nice sorority hottie and roll up in there. Roll in and make sure she sees you and old girl cozy up to the bar (this part is imperative, make eye contact). Then bring the sorority girl up to speed about how this certain "psycho" chick in the booth over there keeps giving you weird looks. Keep looking over until she gets up and starts to walk over. Whisper immediately in old girl's ear, "Oh my God, she's coming over here..."
When she confronts you and demands - use the old DT line: look of confusion followed by, "...and you are???" Might get you slapped, but as long as you're expecting it and can duck - works EVERYTIME (proven 5 times).
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Or do my old favorite - find out her watering hole for Friday or Saturday night. Find yourself a nice sorority hottie and roll up in there. Roll in and make sure she sees you and old girl cozy up to the bar (this part is imperative, make eye contact). Then bring the sorority girl up to speed about how this certain "psycho" chick in the booth over there keeps giving you weird looks. Keep looking over until she gets up and starts to walk over. Whisper immediately in old girl's ear, "Oh my God, she's coming over here..."
When she confronts you and demands - use the old DT line: look of confusion followed by, "...and you are???" Might get you slapped, but as long as you're expecting it and can duck - works EVERYTIME (proven 5 times).


Is this another one of your 'army days' stories? LOL

You got some good stories...seriously.
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August 18, 2004, 05:17 AM

Fuck her sister and then send her the video tape. You'll find there's little conversation involved in this breakup situation.
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August 18, 2004, 12:19 PM

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kepi your boyfriend might hang around if you give em something that big...

ha ha
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dressing up like a fruity gangster and going to Sterling, that is like wearing a tuxedo just to go to the bathroom.
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Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

Do you buy a condom to look at it? No you buy it to fuck.
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August 20, 2004, 05:51 PM

have sex with her mom, then ask her if shes into kinky 3somes
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August 20, 2004, 08:47 PM

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