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Funniest and saddest shit ever....

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Oh yea they posted this OG one on WorldStar a few weeks back. Seriously a full blown classic.


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Sheet. I got tossed into the original scared straight program in the late 70's. They took us up to Trenton. Wasn't no movie camera crew and it got straight up weird.

It didn't sort me out. Guess I wasn't ready to run the straight and narrow quite yet. But when a 300+ lb hard as nails inmate gets in your face and says "I've got 5 life sentences m'fucker and ain't never gonna see daylight again. Do you think you could keep me from ripping your head off and fucking your dead ass down your throat if I happened to feel like it?"

Yeah... I might not have been scared straight, but I sure as hell knew I wasn't ever gonna go to prison, LOL.

Seriously, it wasn't a bad program. Most young folks do stupid shyt because they don't care and figure they don't have nothing to loose. The scared straight program might not make those kids care, but it makes them know shyt can get worse and that there is actually something left to loose.

Be as big of a young badass as you want to be but when two big ass fuckers who really do have nothing meaningful left to loose get in your face and tell you they are gonna fuck you up for shyts and grins, well... you tend to see the truth in all of it.


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I wonder how many of those kids are now lockup and/or law abiding citizens??
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There was a 20 year update on the one from the 70's. Not sure if they did that for the 90's version.


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All the PSA ever needed to stay out of prison

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WHOA!

Go to prison you will either toss a salad or get salad tossed w/ a choice of jellys....
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Little known fact. Allah Akbar translates to World Star.


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Go to prison you will either toss a salad or get salad tossed w/ a choice of jellys....
I wonder if they got honeymustard sauce? lol


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Beyond Scared Straight 1999: $%%#& wash my draws - January 14, 2015, 05:21 PM

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Shit all I ever needed to see was this dude.

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Sheet. I got tossed into the original scared straight program in the late 70's. They took us up to Trenton.
They must have sent you to Rahway, aka Raw Way aka Rot Away.



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They must have sent you to Rahway, aka Raw Way aka Rot Away.
Might have been, I could have sworn it was Trenton though.

Oh well, it was a LONG time ago. I just recall coming away thinking: Yeah, if one of these big jokers wants to make you their bytch up in here it's gonna happen. Only question would be how many blows I could land before it happened. Didn't strike me as an appealing prospect. So I did modify my life a little at the time.

Hell, now I'm just plain old boring whitebread.


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Might have been, I could have sworn it was Trenton though.

Oh well, it was a LONG time ago. I just recall coming away thinking: Yeah, if one of these big jokers wants to make you their bytch up in here it's gonna happen. Only question would be how many blows I could land before it happened. Didn't strike me as an appealing prospect. So I did modify my life a little at the time.

Hell, now I'm just plain old boring whitebread.

I remember when this group came out in the early 90's. It was a joint venture between one of the Stop the Violence Campaigns, New Jersey Corrections, and some record label. They were all active prisoners in the system with sentences over 15 years and imprisoned at Rahway.





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