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Big Balls - October 19, 2011, 09:41 AM

Las Vegas Man With 100-Pound Balls Need 1 Million For Surgery! - YouTube




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October 19, 2011, 09:51 AM

Two questions.

How does removing a 100 lb growth cost 1 million dollars

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How does it get that large without you going to the doctor? If it's me, i'm headed to the doc when they're, i dunno, double their normal size.
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Holy hell. that fucking sucks!





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The video said it came on pretty quick and he went to the DR. I guess the $1 Mill is for all 3 surgeries that are needed to get him back to some type of normality.





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October 19, 2011, 10:08 AM

Something ain't right. I would wager it nigh impossible for something like that to come on quicker than a year. That kind of growth doesn't happen even in TUMORS, whcih are, IIRC, the fastest growing type of cells in the body.

Seems to me that at some point, it was smaller, and the operation was no different than removing a tumor. Which certainly shouldn't cost 1 million.

Something in this story doesn't add up
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Some one needs to set that man up a site Im sure people would donate


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Yep. i bet he'd be there in no time.

Man. sucks to be him. I hope he gets some help
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Dude should become a porn star to pay for his surgery. Imagine him teabagging Jenna Haze?


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One Mill my ass. I know this firsthand just call me the Uni Baller! I had this done when I was in Highschool. Was the size of a Grapefruit. 1 ball later and six kids I'm just fine. In fact my one produces 5 times more than your two according to the doc.

I you see me out and about I'll give you more details I love telling the story, in fact it's downright funny!

Let's just say it involed a

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Female (Tashas B. fine as shit)
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yeah I know wtf?

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October 19, 2011, 10:25 AM

He was on stern like a month ago. He's got a donate website I don't remember it now. If I remember correctly I think it's been like 2-3 years and growing. I guess he went to a doctor early on and the doc didn't know what to do and since he had no health insurance there weren't many options for him. He's been to many specialists but no one really knows what it is or how to treat it. guy doesn't want to get castrated and that was one option early on.
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He was on stern like a momthh ago. He's got a donate website I don't remember it now. If I remember correctly I think it's been like 2-3 yes and growing. I guess he went to a doctor early on and the doc didn't know what to do and since he had no health insurance there weren't many options for him. He's been to many specialists but no one really knows what it is or how to treat it. guy doesn't want to get castrated and that was one option early on.
He didn't qualify for medicare?

I can't imagine that removal wouldn't have been covered.


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The only option covered by Warren's Medicaid is a procedure that would likely result in castration, but he still holds out hope: "I really would like to have a relationship with a woman.
Sorry. When you're on the taxpayer's dime, you get the best solution most likely to work.

How, exactly, does this guy expect to remove scrotal elephantitis without castration?>

Hint: it isn't possible.

So he procrastinated, according to some of these articles, for three years while it continued to grow, seeking to avoid sterility.

Sorry... now i'm changing my mind. Dude's situation is self-inflicted
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Two questions.

How does removing a 100 lb growth cost 1 million dollars

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How does it get that large without you going to the doctor? If it's me, i'm headed to the doc when they're, i dunno, double their normal size.
In you're case you shouldn't jump the gun considering at that moment you'd have normal sized balls.


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In you're case you shouldn't jump the gun considering at that moment you'd have normal sized balls.
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October 19, 2011, 10:52 AM

1 mil is expensive for a surgery, but not for multiple as well as follow up. A friend of mine had cancer as a teenager. 24 hours of tumor growth = broken spine, months of surgery, structural implants, bone removal, chemo, etc broke a mil I think. Fortunately had health insurance.


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