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Talking the biggest IOU in the world... - July 21, 2006, 08:21 PM

so this might count for my story of the week as well. havent posted for awhile. why? because the roommate lost our cable bill..... anyway, on w/ the story. so this roommate of mine (yes the same one that loses bills) laid my bike over in the parking lot a month or two ago. on it w/o my permission.....so he owes me about $650 for cosmetic repairs. pretty big IOU right? no, he has to go bigger. wed nite i get home from a long nite at work and am rudely woke up by one of the other bartenders at 3am. he says 'lets go, we gotta get spanky' i told him 'no, steve (manager) is bringing him home' he responds 'no, hes in jail' im pretty groggy and wondering why a responsible 35 year old is in jail. that right, you guys are quicker than me. my roommate was the one in jail. public nudity and indecent exposure. he thought it would be a good idea to get outta the car and moon the cop at the stop sign 15ft away. so he got the cuffs. so last nite, 11pm i get a call, hes lost and ran outta gas. since im such a good friend, i went to find him. .........2 hours after he called.


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July 21, 2006, 08:28 PM

Sounds like the guy has some issues, and I feel your pain, but you gotta admit mooning the cop WAS pretty damned funny

You will be telling that story at parties for years to come, I guarantee it



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July 21, 2006, 08:38 PM

What would be even better is if the cop mooned him back.
I don't care who you are now thats funny. Git r done


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July 21, 2006, 08:59 PM

next time you see him... kick him in the groan for me
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July 21, 2006, 09:11 PM

^^^^^ haha, i just read the kick in the groin thing and spit green tea all over my laptop. as pissed as i am about that thats the funniest thing iv read all day.


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July 21, 2006, 10:14 PM

Hey, Ninja636 needs a new roommate send hime over there.
Nevermind, I couldn't do that to Matt.
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Hey, Ninja636 needs a new roommate send hime over there.
Nevermind, I couldn't do that to Matt.
I'll take what I can get at this point.

The cop should have pulled out the night stick and said "well, if you insist."
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I would LOVE to see this guy on Judge Judy... Just haul him in to civil court over the bike repairs. Let Judy get the mooning-the-cop story out of him on national tv...


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where did he moon the cop?



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July 24, 2006, 09:15 AM

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where did he moon the cop? And why wasn't I invited?



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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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July 24, 2006, 09:26 AM

he mooned him in the sleepy little town of shepherdstown WV. a place where 95% of traffic past 1am are cops. genius.


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July 24, 2006, 09:31 AM

Dude, that guy sounds like a lot of fun. What are you guys doing friday?


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July 24, 2006, 09:46 AM

Hope you get paid!

I'm with Guzzler, definitly a good party story..something to tell the grandkids about!


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July 24, 2006, 09:46 AM

actually...... we are having a bonfire/kegger on fri nite. mapquest shepherdstown WV 25443. all are invited


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