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This Board Blows.... - December 22, 2009, 03:07 PM

....Okay, here's a shot out of the cannon:

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.

You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!


What do you value more? Life or Image?

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so the bikes name is Oprah?


What do you value more? Life or Image?

"I don't ride, I usually just sit around wearing a tshirt and my icon back protector and talk shit about anyone who does not have a liter bike. That's how you can pick me out of a crowd. I also wear a red tophat."
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Cant I do all 3 to Oprah? I'll fuck her once to make her fall for me. Then marry her for the money. Then kill her so I can have it all to myself.

But if we have to play by the rules. I'll fuck the wife, marry oprah, and kill barbra walters. Seems the logical thing to do.


Then again... That's just me.

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[QUOTE=drnknmnky13;864330]Cant I do all 3 to Oprah? I'll fuck her once to make her fall for me. Then marry her for the money. Then kill her so I can have it all to myself.

But if we have to play by the rules. I'll fuck the wife, marry oprah, and kill barbra walters. Seems the logical thing to do.[/QUOTE]

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I just wanna K-Fed oprah....


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Madonna, Sharon Stone, Whitney Houston


Fuck one Marry One Kill One...GO!!!!!!


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Whitney Houston does a lot of so she's out.

Marry Madonna

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