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Burglar gets caught with something extra - November 13, 2010, 12:40 PM

Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse, poli - WBTV 3 News, Weather, Sports, and Traffic for Charlotte, NC-

Posted: Nov 10, 2010 11:19 AM EST
Updated: Nov 11, 2010 1:14 PM EST


SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.

Smith's head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting. He was wrestled down so shackles could be placed on his legs and his arms were hog-tied, the report stated. An EMS crew responded and provided a stretcher to which Smith was also tied.

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

After the medical exam, he was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges, and indecent exposure. Smith was transported to the Oconee County Detention Center.

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November 13, 2010, 12:55 PM

This is not as strange as it sounds.
Sometimes I used to do B-n-E's, and to add to the rush of the burglary, I would do it in the nude. Sometimes I would get totally shit faced too... just to add to the excitement.
I have never done a B-n-E with an animal in my butt, or high on shrooms... from what I understand that can lead to you passing out and getting caught.
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i need to try a BnE....in the nude.


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What happened to the mouse? Was it ok?


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