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Butt Sniffer on the Loose - December 29, 2009, 08:30 AM

According to The Daily Telegraph, there's a man in the UK going around sniffing people's behinds. He trolls the supermarket, looking for candidates (or "victims") while they shop. Then, when they reach for the peanut butter, he casually drops down for a sniff and continues on his way.
Police are currently on the hunt for this deviant, but while there is surveillance footage of the man, his identity is unknown. The only description available is that he's "white, clean-shaven, and of medium to large build." Perhaps they should add that his height varies, depending on the height of the butt he's sniffing.

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December 29, 2009, 12:56 PM

Send him to Fredericksburg. I'll be in Giant around 4pm. I'll cure him.


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What will they charge him with? Is Butt Sniffing a criminal offense?


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more importantly, is it a crime if he dies from smelling my ass. I don't want to go to prison. I'm too pretty. I won't last 10 min in there.


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According to The Daily Telegraph, there's a man in the UK going around sniffing people's behinds. He trolls the supermarket, looking for candidates (or "victims") while they shop. Then, when they reach for the peanut butter, he casually drops down for a sniff and continues on his way.
Police are currently on the hunt for this deviant, but while there is surveillance footage of the man, his identity is unknown. The only description available is that he's "white, clean-shaven, and of medium to large build." Perhaps they should add that his height varies, depending on the height of the butt he's sniffing.

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I scratch my sack and sniff my fingers.
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You're just athlete's foot that aimed a little higher.


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You're just athlete's foot that aimed a little higher.
You get it bud.
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