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chicks dig scars.....right??? - April 11, 2006, 09:23 PM

Post up, you know you got one...EVERY MAN DOES! We forgive you johnny...
1) your scar
2) Your story
3) what really happened

Ok, I think it was a Bar stool, It hurt like hell. You should see the other guy, he was twice my size and i think I heard him growling when he ate. Anyway, I picked it up & hit him back. Then I broke his kneecap, He'll walk with a limp forever & think of me. Us little F*%^ are nasty...

In the end I was the one wiping my ass on the gravel road. CAUSE I'M THAT BAAAD.

What really happened: A rear axle shaft slipped out of the 5000lb. press & caught me before I realized what happened.

3 internal stiches, 6 external stitches.

When the Doc asks, the answer is always: " Yes doc it hurts like hell, i need something stroooonnng!"

Ben, remember Niko, my youngest? He would not look me in the eyes. I finally asked him if something was on my face & he said "no" nonchatlantly.
"are you sure" I said
"You got a new scar Dad" as if he just said, "of course there are chocolate chips in these cookies, duuuhhhh"

Have fun with it boys & girls, Cause I know some of you lovely ladies have at least one! tee hee hee
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April 11, 2006, 09:33 PM

Chicks don't dig scars I have a scar in the same spot 14 stitches in and 15 out. Look at me.

Wait until the swelling drains into your eye. That feels soooo pleasant.


Sorry to hear you got hurt, hope it heals quuickly and doesn't leave a bad scar.


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April 11, 2006, 09:41 PM

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April 11, 2006, 09:46 PM

OMG, Rob.... I hope you feel better.

1) 2 by 1/2 inch scar on my kneecap
2) Don't really have a good story... I'm not really trying to pick up chicks, though.
3) F'ing groundhog took me out (so I took him out)!!


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April 11, 2006, 09:55 PM

I thought you popped a zit.

Hope ya feel better. And yeah....I can top that one easily. Now I just gotta find that damned picture.


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April 11, 2006, 10:02 PM

Hahaha!!! sweet...


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April 11, 2006, 10:05 PM

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Chicks don't dig scars I have a scar in the same spot 14 stitches in and 15 out. Look at me.

Wait until the swelling drains into your eye. That feels soooo pleasant.


Sorry to hear you got hurt, hope it heals quuickly and doesn't leave a bad scar.
Thanks man, so far so good...
x-rays will be back soon. I'm too old for a scar to look good. Thanks for the pain forecast


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David " what happens if you look at them?"
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David " Hello, my name is David and I turned to stone."

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April 11, 2006, 10:09 PM

I want the double light sabre, red on one side blue on the other.

I've seen the way chicks look at you Tanya, they diiig youuu! Maybe it's the scar, Then again, it could be the bike... Naahhh, it's the scar


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April 11, 2006, 10:11 PM

jeez man, feel better.

my scar stories:
1. 2 on my left hand from an xacto knife when I was a kid - 13 stitches
2. 1 on the right side of my chest from a stab wound
3. 3" long scar on my right knee from scaling a 12' fence in college w/ a chick to go skinny dipping
4. 1 small one on my right bicep from falling in the shower drunk and cutting up my arm on the water spout.

I think thats it for the good stories
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April 11, 2006, 10:14 PM

I got some good scars. Way too many to list.
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April 11, 2006, 10:18 PM

Sucks dude..

My scars? I have a few...

I was in a surfing competition in Hawaii.... shark, bit right into my left leg.

Really, a very bad car accident.... mutilated my left leg (broke every bone int it), compound femur fracture shattering about 1.5 inches of the bone in the process... 14 surguries to fix it.

Have a ton more, but thats the big winner.


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April 11, 2006, 10:19 PM

first, my scar (still stapley fresh)




My story: Knife fight with 6 ninjas. One got lucky.
What really happened: Knee down in the gentle left hander on the front side of the mountain on 211 about 1/2 way up. (right before the blind right) Was passing a guy in the other lane when he tried to anticipate where I was going. Ran me wide, lost the rear trying to tighten my line and lowsided @ part way through 3rd gear, superhawk (about 70mph I'd guess) Flew into the side of the mountain shoulder blades first (wearing gear)and compacted 4 ribs, ruptured my spleen, and severed my splenic artery. I almost didn't make it. Scary thing is, I never lost consciousness. Just saw some wild shit! haha

So remember kids..riding like an asshole catches up to you. My accident was 100% my fault and I blame only myself. It's all good until it's bad, and then it's really bad.
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April 11, 2006, 10:20 PM

3 inch scar on my left side. Solid mount motorcycle footpeg (MUCH better than a dull spoon for being impaled.) Internal & external stitches, drainage tube for 6 weeks, plus had bruising and swelling for over a year. Only took that long to learn to walk right again without much of a limp. Fun stuff. Good scar though!!!!


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April 11, 2006, 11:13 PM

5" scar on my back - as if someone had tried to cut out a kidney

If I'm feeling retarded I say it was a knife fight

reality - My cousin and I were goofing off in his go-cart sometime around 4th grade. Hit a tree stump, got stuck and broke the throttle cable between the pedal and the engine. The engine was stuck WOT but I didn't realize this. I go up to the front, lift it up and immediately start back pedalling because this thing is trying to run me over. I try to throw it to one side while I fall to the other but I ultimately get run straight over. Something that was spinning very fast cut my side open, something else cut me right across my spine (never made it all the way through the skin) and something else cut me along my right knee. The knee healed up within a month, the spine scar took a few years, the kidney one remains.

And the best part - I will never deny being anything but spoiled rotten as kid, but that night taught me that if it doesn't seem life threatening you ain't getting special treatment in my family. I must have cried for hours, bled over everything, but was never taken to the hospital. When I finally calmed down I was laying on my belly in my living room floor (because I couldn't press my back against a chair) watching the Simpsons with my brother. My mom was in the kitchen and I yelled to her asking if I could have a bowl of ice cream. Her response? "Sure, just come up here and make it." Thanks Mom, love you too.

Good news is back hair covers it up so no one sees it.

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April 11, 2006, 11:37 PM

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5" scar on my back - as if someone had tried to cut out a kidney

If I'm feeling retarded I say it was a knife fight

reality - My cousin and I were goofing off in his go-cart sometime around 4th grade. Hit a tree stump, got stuck and broke the throttle cable between the pedal and the engine. The engine was stuck WOT but I didn't realize this. I go up to the front, lift it up and immediately start back pedalling because this thing is trying to run me over. I try to throw it to one side while I fall to the other but I ultimately get run straight over. Something that was spinning very fast cut my side open, something else cut me right across my spine (never made it all the way through the skin) and something else cut me along my right knee. The knee healed up within a month, the spine scar took a few years, the kidney one remains.

And the best part - I will never deny being anything but spoiled rotten as kid, but that night taught me that if it doesn't seem life threatening you ain't getting special treatment in my family. I must have cried for hours, bled over everything, but was never taken to the hospital. When I finally calmed down I was laying on my belly in my living room floor (because I couldn't press my back against a chair) watching the Simpsons with my brother. My mom was in the kitchen and I yelled to her asking if I could have a bowl of ice cream. Her response? "Sure, just come up here and make it." Thanks Mom, love you too.

Good news is back hair covers it up so no one sees it.

Bad news is I have back hair.
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