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Continuum of Force - April 1, 2011, 05:29 PM

So in the spirit of April Fool's day, here's a pretty good prank war that's still in progress. It didn't even start because of April 1st. What follows is so far pretty tame (as of 6:21) and clean, and a nice escalation of force with neither side dropping the nuke right away. It's not stopping anytime soon either.

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Basically while doing some homework, I started trash talking one of my roommates to get a rise out of him. Lots of inside jokes, but to understand what's going on, he's slightly out there and overreacts about everything, it's awesome.

Anyway I'm making jokes about him when he gets up and says "I need to go to my car." Cool man, have fun.

10 minutes later. Where'd he go?

Pictures attached. (Note: He's from Jersey and I always rag on him for it)

I think you can read that one


"Jersey Rules, I'm Lonely"


"Nova can suck my dick" (he's like a guido OSD )

And the rear window said 'I'm a douche' but the sun was making it unreadable. So I see him doing this last night and think "yeah I can rock this."

He comes back in and I concede defeat, letting him know he won and I'll stop making fun of him. Meanwhile I had just made a yahoo account and was setting up a new facebook for him.

guidobeasto@yahoo.com, my roommate's name is Mike and he hates the Jersey Shore. Like hates. He hates the Jersey Shore more than Streetfighter hates .net of today and fitz hates the NAACP combined.

Naturally I used a picture of The Situation (Mike from New Jersey yo) and add everyone in our frat. We're in the co-ed chemistry frat (nerds ftw) with about 150 members. I add every. single. one. last night



He didn't find out until he was about to go to sleep, and naturally flipped out.

I thought "oh haha that was good" and went to sleep. Woke up to this:



That's my door. And all of our furniture. I didn't get any photos from inside because it all fell on me when I opened the door (I knew I should have checked facebook before I went to take a shower!).

By the time I crawled out I was ready to get him back, and he had left for class with his door open. Naturally I put his bed on the balcony and shut the blinds

Where will you sleep?


...out there obviously

And foiled his desk supplies.

Half-assed I know, but he was pulling in as I was doing the chair. I had to hurry.

The pledges of our frat were having a lunch, so being the pledge mom I went over. Foolishly I left my room unguarded. By the way, everyone knows that mayo is my kryptonite.




I can only begin to tell you what that smelled like. Having brought odors into this, I continued to up the ante.

He hates beer (my thoughts exactly) so one of our kegs that was only half finished from a party 3 weeks ago and has been sitting in the sun for 3 weeks was retapped and used to fill every solo cup in the house.




Not only was skunked beer bad, I found a carton of eggs from OCTOBER (yup.) and crushed them up to put in 12 lucky cups. Then shut all the vents in the apartment except the one in his room and cranked the heat. He didn't get back for about 3 hours. Delicious

Now I'm waiting for his retaliation, but I've already made my next attack. He knows I go on this site a lot so I won't post it here but as soon as each move is made, I'll update this.


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April 1, 2011, 06:04 PM

You should bring feces into it. Shit inside of his pillow case.....

And your pranks got nothing on April Fool's in the sandbox. Flash bangs, smoke grenades, sandbags blocking off your door, etc.


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April 1, 2011, 06:11 PM

Haha we're getting there. And I bet, maybe some fireworks can get involved up here.


I've got some plans for some big ones I just need some retaliation or it's going to be cruel. I do need to get his car back though so that'll probably happen anyway tonight


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I see your drz being reported stolen in the near future lol
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April 1, 2011, 07:33 PM

This will not end well.



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