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Corrupt a wish... - August 5, 2008, 10:28 AM

Quote the person above you, grant their wish, corrupt it somehow, then post your own wish.

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i wish cars ran on air
Granted. air is now $4.00 a gallon.

I wish i had a chocolate chip cookie


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I wish I had a plane.
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August 5, 2008, 10:33 AM

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I wish I had a plane.
Granted: you are John Denver.


I wish I had a a garage.


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August 5, 2008, 10:33 AM

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I wish I had a garage.
Granted, but located in China.




I wish I made $1 million each month.


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August 5, 2008, 10:34 AM

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Granted: you are John Denver.


I wish I had a a garage.
Thats f'ed up!
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August 5, 2008, 10:34 AM

Granted, you're now Jesse James and Sandra Bullock reveals she was born a man.


I wish I had a 2008 Hayabusa.





heh... Granted.

Now you have to ride a 2008 Hayabusa (j/k)


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August 5, 2008, 10:35 AM

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Granted: you are John Denver.


I wish I had a a garage.
granted. I will park my car in your living room.

I wish i had my own circus.


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August 5, 2008, 10:38 AM

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Thats f'ed up!
Do you know how many threads I get that response in?

"That's fucked up... and very funny!"

Too early?


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August 5, 2008, 10:38 AM

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Granted, but located in China.




I wish I made $1 million each month.
Granted. The economy now suffers from hyperinflation and now it costs 1,000,001 to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I had a no-strings-attached Genie.


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August 5, 2008, 10:39 AM

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granted. I will park my car in your living room.

I wish i had my own circus.
Granted. You are a circus of ONE.

I wish I could time travel.


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Granted. The economy now suffers from hyperinflation and now it costs 1,000,001 to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I had a no-strings-attached Genie.
granted. but now she can't get her tampon out.


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August 5, 2008, 10:41 AM

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Granted. You are a circus of ONE.

I wish I could time travel.
Granted: You are in Hiroshima .2 seconds before the explosion

I wish I could grant my own wishes.


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August 5, 2008, 10:44 AM

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Granted: You are in Hiroshima .2 seconds before the explosion

I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted, but you died shortly there after.

I wish I could have a life time supply of beer.


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August 5, 2008, 10:45 AM

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Granted: You are in Hiroshima .2 seconds before the explosion

I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted, but each wish you grant irreversibly shrinks dick by an inch.




I wish I was allowed to kill anyone I want.


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August 5, 2008, 10:46 AM

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I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted - you are dodeskjeggen's genie and now have toxic shock syndrome
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