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Crazy Facts! - November 20, 2007, 10:53 AM

Funny and crazy facts

The funny and crazy facts found below are all true, believe it or not



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")

The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!)

Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won't go there.)

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)
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November 20, 2007, 10:56 AM

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Funny and crazy facts


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

Some would say that I could produce that in one weekend in the carousel at Summit


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November 20, 2007, 11:13 AM

- Golf courses are called "links" because the first golfers would play 11 holes from one to the next, and then back to the club house... thus "linking" the holes.

- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

- On average men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

- Coca-Cola was originally green.

- It is impossible to lick your elbow.

- The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

- The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.


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November 20, 2007, 11:32 AM

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- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
86.5% of the people who read that immediatley tried to lick their elbow...


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No one gives a fuck about your puff out your chest bravado.
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November 20, 2007, 11:39 AM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

assuming yelling is ~100dB, thats 0.01 Watts, a cup of coffee at 80C requires about 100ml * 4J/g/degC, so about 24,000J...or about 2,400,000 seconds...or a little under 30 days...in order to get to 8 years, you would simply be talking

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

12kT = ~60,000,000,000,000J, so you would need to produce 1.5 BILLION liters of methane... or about 75 liters a second...which is about 400 farts per SECOND...FALSE even with stillie, it would take several thousand years

The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)

350 times a human body length = a football field? um...a football field is 300 ft long...so this 11" long human...? more like 5-6 football fields

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won't go there.)

on a strength per muscle fiber basis, the heart is stronger, but its cardiac muscle...not skeletal muscle...even still, I believe the jaw muscles are stronger (they are smaller and exert far more force)

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.)

because left handed people suffer slightly more accidents due to righty-design stuff...but it no where NEAR 9 year difference, that would mean that on average, 20% of lefties die before age 40 due to righty-related accidents...I call bullshit

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.)

except for snakes, fish, most large walking lizzards, white men, etc.

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

human urine does too...in fact, all urine does (its the urea)

- Coca-Cola was originally green.
WAY false, the original ingredient was caramel...when was the last time you saw green caramel?

- The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Probably much much larger

- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
unprovable and of no statistical meaning

- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Alexander was never a king, neither was caesar

- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

false, its artistic license


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November 20, 2007, 11:41 AM

Good info. Women love smart guys...now I am finally prepared!
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November 20, 2007, 11:53 AM

Marc:

The last time I saw green caramel was with you fuckers in Vixens
The flying statistic was probably true when it was written.. probably much larger now
You're just jealous cause you don't have enought copper or zinc in your hair
The cards ARE modeled after those 4 leaders... generally the definition of a leader can be a "king"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_(playing_card)
In the French deck, the kings have traditionally been assigned personalities, though this tradition arose after their design. The most common modern ones are as follows:As for the horse sculptures, in general you may assume that the position of the horse does signify how they died, though the practice is not universal.


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November 20, 2007, 11:55 AM

the caramel was green BECAUSE IT WAS UNDER BLACKLIGHT! (it glows green)



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the caramel was green BECAUSE IT WAS UNDER BLACKLIGHT! (it glows green)

maybe they saw the first cola under a black light.... suuuuucka

Coke was bottled in green glass originally. The liquid itself was not green


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November 20, 2007, 11:58 AM

if it's on wikipedia, the encyclopedia that can be edited by anyone...it must be true, right?


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- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
unprovable and of no statistical meaning
Thanks for clearing that up, Birdman, because I was getting really worried, especially since I am at risk of going completely bald in about 20 years...


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Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.


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if it's on wikipedia, the encyclopedia that can be edited by anyone...it must be true, right?
http://www.madore.org/~david/misc/cards.html

There you go captain brains... now you can challenge the interwebs and make me find some french card expert... but you'd probably say he's full of shit too.


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November 20, 2007, 12:08 PM

birdman you are funny guy<--- that is fact.
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