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June 21, 2005, 02:47 AM

Did you know that....

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc. )
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
..and wash your hands!




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June 21, 2005, 07:18 AM

great.... thanks

going to go clean myself now.


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June 21, 2005, 07:55 AM

yea its sick when u think about it, but if u dont its much better, if u ignor it which we all do well lol thx for the reminder


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June 21, 2005, 09:30 AM

Ughhhhhhh.. NASTY. I"m never leaving home again.


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June 21, 2005, 09:31 AM

See?
jsol comes back and look what he does...


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June 21, 2005, 12:10 PM

I just can't get over how many penises i touch on a daily basis.


Thank you, that will be all.
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June 21, 2005, 12:13 PM

so, does this mean that when someone gives you a hug, they are really wiping their hands on your back?


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June 21, 2005, 12:16 PM

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Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
LoL
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June 21, 2005, 12:29 PM

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jsol comes back and look what he does...
You know you miss me big guy!


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June 21, 2005, 12:41 PM

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great.... thanks

going to go clean myself now.
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Ughhhhhhh.. NASTY. I"m never leaving home again.
Haha responses like those always make me laugh...

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June 21, 2005, 01:08 PM

More then 6 people a year shake my hand.
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June 21, 2005, 01:14 PM

and my co workers laugh at my bottle of hand sanitizer!!


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June 21, 2005, 01:14 PM

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great.... thanks

going to go clean myself now.
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Ughhhhhhh.. NASTY. I"m never leaving home again.
Haha responses like those always make me laugh...

How often do women make their men wash their manhood before they give them a
lol...


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June 21, 2005, 01:15 PM

studies have also shown that there are at least 3x more infectious germs at a public water fountain than there are on a public toilet seat. Now isn't that refreshing?



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I miss you Jeff
 
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June 21, 2005, 01:26 PM

Like i said ...ew......

I interview all day long...i shake hands all day long. ugh................i'm going to work on making the "wave" look professional and just "wave" at folks as a greeting.


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