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A dogs day in heaven. (almost) - August 23, 2010, 07:40 PM

Made a left into my neighborhood at the usaually speed 25-27 mph. I ride past a ladie who appears to be texting while walking. She walks behind a couple cars parked on the side of the street and I lose sight of her. As I pass the last parked car some fucking mutt the size of the tacobell dog decides it wants to commit suicide, I immediately get on the brakes! Rear locks up and my first thought was my msf instroctor yelling " Keep the rear locked til you come to a stop!" I ended up nearly hitting the damn dog by inches. Owner turns out being the ladie who not surprisely blames me for almost killing her dog. When the mutt wasn't even on a leash to begin with. I kept my cool through her bitching, I new I wasn't at fault for shit, but there was just no point in arguing with a fool. Dropped my visor and rode on home.


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nice job not fighting a woman. don't wanna get locked up


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Was she hot?


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August 23, 2010, 07:46 PM

It's 100% YOUR FAULT if you had hit the dog. Pay some fucking attention. You are on a bike so must be aware of everything and have Jedi like reflexes. She should have strangled you with the leash. Also SLOW the fuck down! 25-30??? geez!!!


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Wow! 8/18/2010


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August 23, 2010, 07:52 PM

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Was she hot?
She was old enough to be my grandmother, you figure it out...


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It's 100% YOUR FAULT if you had hit the dog. Pay some fucking attention. You are on a bike so must be aware of everything and have Jedi like reflexes. She should have strangled you with the leash. Also SLOW the fuck down! 25-30??? geez!!!


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Wow! 8/18/2010
If only she had a leash
BTW.. Increase your following distance,lol
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BTW.. Increase your following distance,lol
Gotdangit mang!!! 2 cars distance is like a mile in the city. We keep it tight, no waste of space


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August 23, 2010, 08:09 PM

Next time hit her dog, tell her to shut her cum dumpster and Punch her in the mouth. DUCES!
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MILF? A woman could conceivably be 30 and a grandmother. Just sayin'.


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August 23, 2010, 08:51 PM

If you're in the right you're in the right. You should have set her straight by showing her the finger and moved on.


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August 23, 2010, 09:07 PM

I would've at least suggested a leash. But gj keeping your shit in check

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August 23, 2010, 09:12 PM

If you can eat the animal in one sitting, hit it, if you can't, dodge. In this case, think Vietnamese cooking...101 ways to wok your dog


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August 24, 2010, 08:46 AM

Yeah, I'd say F-U to that dumb bitch. I'd be off my bike and in her face, that's fo-sho.


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And ask what she's doing out of the kitchen


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