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Drags Jedi move of the day.02/09/07 - February 9, 2007, 07:29 AM

So Im workin at a customers hose the other day and we get done pretty quick. Abot 10 min. Well ere finishing up at the fuse panel and I pick up the tools and stuff and proceede to spin around and walk off. Well heres where the force kicks in. My first step greets me with a meeting with Mr. Vacume Cleaner at you guessed it..... Direct contact height of my sac.

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You work customers HOSE? TMI!!!


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I like where this is going.

Thread revival FTW.


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That Vacumn musta sucked the spelling skills you learned in 3RD GRADE right out of you!

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This just made my morning!!


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So what happened after you got bent over the vacuum.. never mind, gay porn disgusts me


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So what happened after you got bent over the vacuum.. never mind, gay porn disgusts me
It's more of a man on vacuum action type of a situation not gay porn though. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


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