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Dumb commercials I hate... - August 2, 2010, 01:05 PM

Commercials espousing the efficacy of medical products through the consumer advocate...

Nuvaring.. some birth control ring.

I'm sitting here watching a collection of multi-ethnic 25-35 year old women eating popcorn in an immaculate white living room, laughing inexplicably, when the prettiest one of the group poses a completely random question without segue. "So, do you want to try Nuvaring?"

She then proceeds to spout these quasi-medical facts, allaying all fear or apprehension concerning the product.

Drug companies are amazing at marketing...


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coffee commercials where a bunch of chicks are sitting at a table, drinking with 2 hands


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That video is incredible.


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I hate that Quiznos commercial with the singing cat.


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Commercials espousing the efficacy of medical products through the consumer advocate...

Nuvaring.. some birth control ring.

I'm sitting here watching a collection of multi-ethnic 25-35 year old women eating popcorn in an immaculate white living room, laughing inexplicably, when the prettiest one of the group poses a completely random question without segue. "So, do you want to try Nuvaring?"

She then proceeds to spout these quasi-medical facts, allaying all fear or apprehension concerning the product.

Drug companies are amazing at marketing...
Nuvaring. It will take care of the babies but not the fish smell.


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I hate commercials that contain people shouting.



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None of those top HEAD ON!!!!


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I hate commercials that contain people shouting.

YouTube - JG Wentworth - Its My Money & I Need It Now Commercial
that one doesn't bother me as much as the one where they are singing on the bus, but yeah, that one irritates me too.

The one that used to get me was the pepsi girl, I HATED her. one that gets me now is that stupid red robin commercial where the kids are playing hide and seek. that dumb ass redheaded kid that steps out of the bush, pushes my beat the redheaded kid button.


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I think my girl is going to get on nuvaring. Apparently it minimizes the risks of blood clots compared to pills especially if you smoke.


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How about everything with a (fake) Brit accent

You Yanks really think everything is that much better if a Brit is pitching it?


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Oh and my roomate last year was hooking up with this chick and her nuva-ring fell out. I had to help find it because they were too drunk. I eventually found it on the floor. It looked like a mini glow stick bracelet. I've heard this happens frequently with nuva-rings though.


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