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dumb laws in va - May 24, 2008, 11:38 PM


Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

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If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

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You may not have oral or anal sex.

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Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
Police radar detectors are illegal.

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Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women.
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

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City Laws in Virginia

No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.
Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.

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A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.

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Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere.
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
Prince William County
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.

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It is illegal to cuss about another.

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Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Thistles may not grow in one’s yard
City Laws in Maryland

It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Baltimore City
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
You may not curse inside the city limits.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.

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Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.

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Persons may not swear while on the highway.

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It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

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Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

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May 25, 2008, 09:50 PM

I hate laws....

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May 29, 2008, 08:47 AM

were is the one that said u can shoot indians as long as your in a covered wagon?
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May 29, 2008, 09:00 AM

You know what's really funny is that the laws are usually put in place after someone does something..... so I wonder who took the lion to the movies... haha.

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May 29, 2008, 09:13 AM

A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

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May 30, 2008, 01:06 PM

Laws are meant to be broken. Anyone have a lion I can take to the movies?
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May 30, 2008, 01:33 PM

HAHA. I knew some of these laws from a random book from back in the day. Man just goes to show you how great the Commonwealth is.
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