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Ebay item of the week...week...week
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Ebay item of the week...week...week - August 19, 2007, 03:22 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=260148596999


read the buyer questions at the bottom

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Q: my car does not have an anti lock braking system - i am interested in an abs light for my dash - i cannot afford nor am i interested in the actual braking benefits of an abs system - i am solely interested in tricking people into thinking my car is safer than it is. do you or are you looking into prototyping this product - it seems like its up your alley. Aug-17-07
A: We are working on new ideas, thank you.
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August 19, 2007, 03:38 PM

that is the lames idea in the history of cars... well that and those ghey flame stickers...


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August 19, 2007, 03:56 PM

What next spray on mud??? Wait they have that in the Hummer H2 glove box!


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August 19, 2007, 05:05 PM

Those buyer questions are classic.


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August 19, 2007, 06:17 PM

Ebay item of the weak.
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August 19, 2007, 06:53 PM

I say all of those questions were asked by the seller using different ebay accounts.


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August 20, 2007, 01:33 PM

PowerSeller with no sales or feedback...
Nice!


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August 20, 2007, 01:44 PM

Q: Will this work with my convertible?



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August 20, 2007, 01:46 PM

LOL, better check your facts...
This was posted before the other one!


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August 20, 2007, 01:51 PM

and also know that I don't give a flyin fuck


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August 20, 2007, 01:56 PM

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August 20, 2007, 02:39 PM

The sticker is funny enough... but the buyer questions explain SO much about the intelligence of the avg dude thinking about buying one! Hee hee!


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August 21, 2007, 08:06 PM

I suddenly see the mass of illegeal immigrants rushing to order these and further "trick" out their "pimp" rides! OMFG! WHAT RE-FREAKING-TARDS!


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