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October 18, 2005, 08:47 AM

THIS SHIT WAS PRICELESS:

A guy named Rob calls in and tells Elliot that his wife is pregnant. Yay woo hoo congrats. Then he tells Elliott that he (Rob) believes his wife cheated on him and the baby is not his . This is because Rob got a vasectomy a year before the two were married, but he did not tell his wife, oops!

So of course Elliott calls the wife (Jen) on air . He says he is calling to congratulate her on the baby and that Rob asked him to call and do so . Then he gets Rob on with them and totally calls her out about the vasectomy and this chick doesn't even know what to say. Shit was priceless, I'm still laughing. Reap what you've sewn, whore!

Now they're playing "I believe that love is the answer.." with clips edited in of the wife on the phone!

They're still talking about it. DC 101.1 FM if anyone wants to listen..


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October 18, 2005, 08:50 AM

It's "reap what you sow" meaning the harvest that you reap depends on the kind of seeds you sow.


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October 18, 2005, 08:56 AM

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It's "reap what you sow" meaning the harvest that you reap depends on the kind of seeds you sow.
I thought "sewn" was correct as past tense?


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Priceless -- I tuned in right as Elliott called her
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October 18, 2005, 08:58 AM

Nevermind boom, just checked dictionary.com: It should be "sown"


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Priceless -- I tuned in right as Elliott called her
Yea it was great! Made my morning. I love this show!


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You know I am just busting your balls

Speaking of balls....the reap what you sow statement could go to both of them. Rob was dishonest as well, being snipped is something he should of told Jen from the beginning of talk of marriage.

They both are at fault. Rob's dishonest and Jen's a whore.


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You know I am just busting your balls

Speaking of balls....the reap what you sow statement could go to both of them. Rob was dishonest as well, being snipped is something he should of told Jen from the beginning of talk of marriage.

They both are at fault. Rob's dishonest and Jen's a whore.
Oh i know you're busting my balls. I kind of enjoy it.

bwahahahahha

But yea they are both at fault. Jen said to Rob "why didn't you tell me about this [the vasectomy], we tell each other everything.." And his reply was "it's my body and my business". Somewhat weak excuse IMO.


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October 18, 2005, 09:09 AM

I found this on a website and this has actually happened to someone I know (where he had the vasectomy) and it his wife still got pregnant.

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Does vasectomy ever fail?
Yes, rarely. There is a very small chance (less than 1%) that a man's partner will become pregnant after he has had a vasectomy. A vasectomy can fail if the tubes were not completely sealed off during surgery. Sometimes, the cut ends of the vasa join together by themselves, or an opening develops that lets sperm pass through. A pregnancy may also happen if a couple do not use some other kind of family planning until a test of the semen shows that the man is sterile.


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Here is another one...

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Will I be sterile right after the vasectomy?
No. Right after the operation there are always some active sperm left in the semen. It takes about 20 ejaculations to clear them. You and your partner should use some other form of family planning until the doctor tests your semen and tells you that it is free of sperm. If it isn't, the test will be repeated in a few weeks.


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*mispost* see next post


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October 18, 2005, 09:19 AM

It is possible that it's his kid. But he had already had it for a year and she was only 5 weeks pregnant so no active sperm would be left. Also he had been suspecting her of cheating on him. If the shoe fits...


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LOL- I heard it this morning too, it's hilarious


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