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Euphamisms for masturbation
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Brainwash Your Face!
 
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Euphamisms for masturbation - April 26, 2006, 12:50 PM

So this thread is going on another site I post on...and I am laughing my ass off.

Whats your fav way of saying it without saying it?



This is my fav one that someone posted

"Having a one man tug of war with Cyclops"






Don't mind me...it's one of those days.


"Someone should donkey punch that bitch with a waffle iron then upload the video to World Star Hip Hop" ~.Nets Resident Chivalrous Gentlemen Stillie

RIP KATIE RIP BAMBAM RIP VEGA
Gasoline by The Bouncing Souls
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Contributes nothing
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:54 PM

settin off the pocket rocket


-Craig

Confusing the issue, since before you were ugly.


Woody: i'd probably bang her if she didn't look like a man

spud: yeah, i was checking out dicks
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Riding is like Sex. WEEE!
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:57 PM

churning for butter


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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Posting Nothing Relevant
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:57 PM

flogging the bishop

takin care of what i needed to take care of

gotta go do #3


The East Coast Kid


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This is America I can shit where I want. FREEDOM!!!
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rushin' the waves
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:57 PM

Diddling the fiddle


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rushin' the waves
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:58 PM

Spanking the Monkey


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April 26, 2006, 12:58 PM

Flicking the bean...oddly I learned that one from DarkR6


"Someone should donkey punch that bitch with a waffle iron then upload the video to World Star Hip Hop" ~.Nets Resident Chivalrous Gentlemen Stillie

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Gasoline by The Bouncing Souls
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April 26, 2006, 12:59 PM

Choking the chicken
Priming the cannons


SV650s for SALE!!!
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- 2009 SV650 Streetbike Race blue with white stripe/No wrecks/fully faired with M4 full system

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I miss you Jeff
 
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April 26, 2006, 12:59 PM

Straddle the caddle.


~Jennifer~

LaoTzu: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you take a bite out of one and throw it back in the box if it sucks."

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Addicted to farm animals
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:01 PM

Slap'n the misses
Pulling the pud
spank'n the monkey
pull'n the weed
chok'n the mushroom
milking the cow
etc......


Ride Hard or Put it Away. Trickn is life.

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BOHICA
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:03 PM

For Her
Making puppies
clicking the mouse

For Him
Killing kittens
pounding on the flounder
pud thumping


'05 SV
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'98 Impreza RS

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Yesssssss.....
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:05 PM

Grabbing a protein pack.

Bad Monkeying...

Testing for projectile malfunctions.


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"I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight."
- General George Patton Jr
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I got dis!
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:07 PM

Quality time with Rosy
Knuckle shuffle


- Matt

Quoted from AIM. A conversation with Dwight about him and Ben.
"cpsdwight: i couldnt believe that i was keeping him up"

Harvey - "I can't date fat chicks man, there's just too much material there. Someone's gotta be thin in the relationship and it's obviously not me."
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It goes to 11.
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:09 PM

Waxing the fleshpole
Squeezing one off


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- 2007 SV650 Racebike-Superbike KWS/Thermosman suspension/Swenz bodywork/All GSXR Parts
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Happiness Consultant
 
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April 26, 2006, 01:14 PM

punchin the clown

#3 in the bathroom <-- my rock climbing partner's favorite

pocket pool


DBR
#135, #47, Vega
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"Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself." - Confucius

Will pay to see this
whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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