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Facebook friend suggestion... black magic? - March 15, 2012, 11:21 AM

Ok- seriously... how does facebook find a chick I banged 8 years ago and friend suggest her.

Talk about a virtual closet full of real fucking skeletons!

At least once a week the facebook vodoo gods dig some nameless, numberless, drunk night hook up... and suggests I friend them.



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and WHY IS IT TRYING TO DESTROY MY MARRIAGE!?

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Lol this is epic! Internet makes the world so small!


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March 15, 2012, 11:39 AM

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Ok- seriously... how does facebook find a chick I banged 8 years ago and friend suggest her.

Talk about a virtual closet full of real fucking skeletons!

At least once a week the facebook vodoo gods dig some nameless, numberless, drunk night hook up... and suggests I friend them.



HOW DOES IT KNOW!?

and WHY IS IT TRYING TO DESTROY MY MARRIAGE!?

That is all.
Well, what happened was...she was also banging your best friend. Since you guys are FB friends and he reconnected with her recently...suddenly she is someone you may know.


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Well, what happened was...she was also banging your best friend. Since you guys are FB friends and he reconnected with her recently...suddenly she is someone you may know.


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Facebook will catch many a person out there and there are a number of ways to circumvent the privacy blocks and update filters.

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Was it "people you may know" or "people who might have given you herpes"? I get the last one a lot.


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Was it "people you may know" or "people who might have given you herpes"? I get the last one a lot.
hahaha!

Its alway "people you may know" and its a picture of some chick with an infant!


My wife really doesn't care or FB stalk me. I just think its funny.


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I read some stat recently that said that 1 in 6 divorce proceedings today contain some sort of facebook digging.


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I read some stat recently that said that 1 in 6 divorce proceedings today contain some sort of facebook digging.
Totally believe it.

I wouldn't be surprised if the number was higher.

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I read some stat recently that said that 1 in 6 divorce proceedings today contain some sort of facebook digging.
I can believe that. My last one would have involved Myspace snooping.


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