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File Under, "WTF?!": Dad Calls Escort Agency; His Daughter Shows Up At His Hotel. - December 8, 2011, 01:57 PM

Family dinners at that house are going to be a quiet and awkward affair for the next few weeks.


Dad rings for hooker, daughter turns up



A father rang an escort agency to send him a hooker and his daughter turned up.

Titus Ncube collapsed in shock and his 20-year-old daughter fled sobbing in horror after the hotel room encounter.

The dad-of-three later apologised to his wife, but admitted their marriage was going through a “difficult period”.

His daughter is no longer a vice girl and is returning to school in Bulawayo.

Ncube, of Nkulumane 5 suburb told The Sunday News: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and my daughter. I apologised for my actions because I just wanted my family back.”

He forgave his daughter and hired a therapist to counsel her, but he admitted: “My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage.”

His wife, Rosemary, said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago.But because I know the trauma that divorce can cause to, children, I made a decision to stay.”










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WOW, this dude must have the worst luck everrrr!!!


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That is exactly why I don't have kids. 50/50 chance of a daughter. At some point in life she will get railed by some dude or dudes like she was a dirty whore and I will have to go on a killing spree. Fack that...


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That is exactly why I don't have kids. 50/50 chance of a daughter. At some point in life she will get railed by some dude or dudes like she was a dirty whore and I will have to go on a killing spree. Fack that...
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December 8, 2011, 03:44 PM

I call complete and utter bullshit. This never happened. How the fuck was anybody made aware of this? Did that dad call the news and give them the story?


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I call complete and utter bullshit. This never happened. How the fuck was anybody made aware of this? Did that dad call the news and give them the story?
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That story has been going around for a long time. I don't believe it.
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I still call bullshit. Unless the daughter and/or father voluntarily reported the incident (either to the police or news media), how was ANYBODY made aware? And why the HELL would you admit to it!?


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