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File Under, WTF?! "My Vagina Ain't Handicapped" Freestyle - June 11, 2011, 03:24 PM

I'm caught somewhere between "SMH" and "LOL"

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June 11, 2011, 03:27 PM

but can she warm you up with a handjob?


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but can she warm you up with a handjob?
Or shake it like a donkey with Parkinson's?


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June 11, 2011, 03:44 PM

How would she know if you stuck it in the butt?


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June 11, 2011, 04:03 PM

Youtube is a beautiful thing. It's a place where everyone can express themselves and find recognition for their unique talents.

Next time I see a chick in a wheelchair, I'll consider that the "vagina ain't handicapped".
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How would she know if you stuck it in the butt?



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i c wat u did thar


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This freestyle makes me want to dance:

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This freestyle makes me want to dance:
Young Von employs dance as a mating ritual for the honeys.


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