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First Teachers - Now Aunts! - December 6, 2011, 02:03 PM



So how was your Thanksgiving? I'm sure you ate enough turkey and stuffing that you looked like the gluttony obese victim from the movie "Se7en." Your Aunt Muriel probably talked your ear off about how her rheumatoid arthritis is so bad now that she can hardly plant her petunias and wants you to come over to help. So did a hot 23-year-old woman rape you? No? You should have gone to Thanksgiving at this family's house.



Meet Amanda Billiris, a Texas woman who was arrested for getting her turkey stuffed by her 15-year-old nephew on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently relatives caught Billiris "raping" the young boy during the Thanksgiving festivities. Billiris has been charged with sexual assault of a child, a second-degree felony. If convicted, she faces two to 20 years in prison, according to the Texas Penal Code. Based on the attractiveness of Amanda, I can't confidently say that this is a rape case, like I'm sure technically it is, but c'mon you're not exactly feeling sorry for the "victim." Ms. Billaris may also be fined up to $10,000 if she is found guilty. Billiris has been released on bond from the Montgomery County Jail. The best thing I ever got from my aunt was an Optimus Prime action figure, I feel gypped.




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“Any man who tries to be good all the time is bound to come to ruin among the great number who are not good. Hence a Prince who wants to keep his authority must learn how not to be good, and use that knowledge, or refrain from using it, as necessity requires”.

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Really Snipes? Thats how you get down??

I got $1000 on Snipes being the best at this shit!!

Who wanna put a stack up against that? Who the fuck is Snipes' competition?

That motherfucker through in some flat asses for 5150 then told him to stfu and enjoy!

Man Snipes is the Mike Jordan of this shit!!

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no pix.... pix for proof


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damn she could get it! red head with boobs
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Id hit it
she'd probably hit you.
And your brother too.

Gangbang Auntie.



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They need more hot women with that kind of sex drive.
Incest though?



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None of this stuff happens to me. All my aunts qualify for Social Security, fine if granny panties are your thing.


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