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July 29, 2005, 07:34 PM

On my way back from VA chillen with MsDiana, LaoTzu, and B., I was on Rock Creek PKWY and I came around the turn and saw Mister Officer clocking people. (Clocking at a spot that they have never clocked anyone before. SMART ASSES!) In my head, "I'M FUCKED. HE'S GOING TO PULL ME OVER!", and he did. My heart was pounding because I have never been pulled over for anything nor have I ever gotten a ticket. So, I pulled over and he goes, "I'm pulling you over because you were doing 38 in a 25. License please." I handed him my license. He looked in my passenger seat and saw my riding gear, and asked "DO U RIDE BIKES." Sarma goes, "ONLY ON THE BACK OFFICER." Yes, yes. So, he walked to the back of the car and was writing a "ticket". COmes back and says, "I'M ONLY GIVING YOU A WARNING. BUT DRIVE SLOWER."

Phew...

Damn. I love being a female. I guess my gear helped me out too. YEah baby! I just had to share it. And I told the officer thanks for the birthday present, since my birthday is tomorrow. Yes! It was so exciting. I think I got off from it. LOL!


I don't wanna be your b*tch. Say no to 2up!

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July 29, 2005, 07:38 PM

Women.....


“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
-George Orwell


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July 29, 2005, 07:46 PM

lucky azz Philly gurl lol !!!


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Gixxer 2005
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July 29, 2005, 07:54 PM

Nice.... very nice
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July 29, 2005, 09:02 PM

OFFICER: Why were you speeding? Speeder: Because I didn't see your ass behind that tree! Next time, stick out a little farther and I won't!


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July 29, 2005, 09:06 PM

nice....what a great feeling....

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July 29, 2005, 09:17 PM

OH AND BTW, THE CHICK IN FRONT WHO ALSO GOT PULLED OVER. THE OTHER COP GAVE HER A $50 TICKET. I OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION.

GREAT TO HAVE GEAR!


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July 29, 2005, 10:25 PM

It wasn't the gear. Trust me.


I want my baby back, baby back, baby back....Chileeeeee's bay back...
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July 30, 2005, 03:09 AM

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It wasn't the gear. Trust me.
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06 Busa-----Chicago to DC to Tel Aviv to DC to Chisinau.

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July 30, 2005, 09:07 AM

If you didn't have a record, that probably helped a LOT in his decision. Who knows what the other chick had...


Wow. Just..................wow.
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July 30, 2005, 09:27 AM

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GREAT TO HAVE GEAR!
Gear = Boobies!

I was given a warning by FFX once. Only because I protested exactly a week earlier to the same cop "but officer, all my female friends get warnings". When he saw my license the second time he immediately chuckled, handed it back to me and said "here's your warning...SLOW DOWN".


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July 30, 2005, 10:09 AM

Trust me it was definately not the boobs. Lolx. Don't have any! Lolx. He didn't even run my license but oh well. I'm happy!


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Riding is like Sex. WEEE!
 
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July 30, 2005, 10:43 AM

Luck you weren't in Fairfax.

You would be in jail.



(No, I never let go)


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"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

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July 30, 2005, 11:46 AM

i dont like the fact that the officer actually aimed a biker with the radar. of caurse it depends on the device but some of those laser devises do give radio active energy to the target. so they shouldnt be aiming the riders that do not have a windshield to reflect that energy beam. How does that sound? even if you go to the court you might be able make a couple of dollars. butyou have to know the specific model and brand of the device. because othes use magnetic fields or some other they use ultra sounds etc.so be carefull. i mean you guys can fight the ticket because you ride a bike. "speed limets where made for cars not for bicycles scooters and bikes".
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July 30, 2005, 12:38 PM

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i dont like the fact that the officer actually aimed a biker with the radar. of caurse it depends on the device but some of those laser devises do give radio active energy to the target. so they shouldnt be aiming the riders that do not have a windshield to reflect that energy beam. How does that sound? even if you go to the court you might be able make a couple of dollars. butyou have to know the specific model and brand of the device. because othes use magnetic fields or some other they use ultra sounds etc.so be carefull. i mean you guys can fight the ticket because you ride a bike. "speed limets where made for cars not for bicycles scooters and bikes".
HAHAHAHA -- and I thought "McDonalds gave me coffee that was TOO hot" was bad!
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