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Forklift Fridays - June 29, 2007, 01:58 PM



I love my co-workers.

Every Friday the shop and warehouse guys leave at noon. When its a payday Friday such as today everyone is a bit more lively and chipper and tend to hang out and joke around. So I walk to the back of the warehouse and the guys are having forklift races. I sit back and watch a few races and one of the guys ask me if I want to try. I say sure why not. There is ALWAYS one in the bunch that starts popping off at the mouth. Convo as follows:

Me: Sure, why not?
Keith: Well get on...
Raju: Oh shit, glad we got insurance.
Raju: You sure you can do this?
Me: You dont think I can?
Raju: Not a chance...
Me: I think I can...
Raju: Wanna bet?
Me: I have faith in myself....sure,20 bucks
*let me add Raju has a gambling problem :lol*
Raju: Your on...

So we are lined up and I am racing Brian. We have to race to the end of the warehouse, pick up the pallet, race back with said pallet and load it on the shelf.

Do I have to say...I smoked him?

I walk over to Raju...

Me: *holding my hand out with a shit eating grin* 20 bones please and did I mention I have a forklift license from my last job?

He opens his wallet and hands me a 20. I turn around to go back to my office and he yells that I hustled him.

"You played yourself, you never asked if I had driven one before"

$20 poorer with his dick in his hand while everyone was laughing their asses off with sound of my heels clicking as I walked back to my office.

Priceless


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June 29, 2007, 02:02 PM

And that is why we love you, Sharon!!!



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June 29, 2007, 02:03 PM

Im more attracted to her every minute!
Show em girl!



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got barrier?
 
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June 29, 2007, 02:04 PM

thats freakin awesome


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June 29, 2007, 02:06 PM

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +1 with what Tanya said


Wow. Just..................wow.
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June 29, 2007, 02:19 PM

Very Dunder Mifflin.. minus an office manager knocking over nearly everything.
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June 29, 2007, 02:24 PM

Forklifts are fun!

Good work Boom!

I like the all terrain forklifts (Lulls)

Like the Gradall's:



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June 29, 2007, 02:29 PM

He let you win
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HAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! You hustled him alright!

Never underestimate when you're betting!


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June 29, 2007, 02:32 PM

Awesome


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June 29, 2007, 02:51 PM

+1 to Bexxx!


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June 29, 2007, 05:22 PM

That's hilarious


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Will you Marry Me!!!!!





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June 29, 2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:
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He let you win
You would say that...

How sore are your knees from constantly sucking my dick?

Not just for scraping asphalt anymore


"Someone should donkey punch that bitch with a waffle iron then upload the video to World Star Hip Hop" ~.Nets Resident Chivalrous Gentlemen Stillie

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Will you Marry Me!!!!!


SHOTGUN WEDDING!

Only in Vegas or Jamacia


"Someone should donkey punch that bitch with a waffle iron then upload the video to World Star Hip Hop" ~.Nets Resident Chivalrous Gentlemen Stillie

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