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free haircut (joke) - March 31, 2011, 12:53 PM


The Haircut
One day a florist
went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his
bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you , I'm
doing community service this week..' The florist was
pleased and left
the shop.

When the barber
went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes
in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service
this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman
came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber
again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community
service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop.

The next morning,
when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined
up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my
friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our
country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS
AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN ~
AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
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March 31, 2011, 12:57 PM

Quote:
The Haircut
One day a florist
went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his
bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you , I'm
doing community service this week..' The florist was
pleased and left
the shop.

When the barber
went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes
in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service
this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door
/joke


(I at least thought there was going to be some scantily clad whores at the door the next day after the polititians left...)


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March 31, 2011, 01:06 PM

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(I at least thought there was going to be some scantily clad whores at the door the next day after the polititians left...)
That's the Charlie Sheen version
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