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Free Yogurt Samples ... - February 8, 2011, 03:21 PM

... are sometimes not the yogurt you had in mind.

Our worst fears have come true as the woman who two weeks ago suspected she had tasted semen in a yogurt sample given to her in her local supermarket has been told it was indeed semen she tasted.

The not-so-innocent yogurt sample was given to her by the 31-year-old grocery clerk Anthony Garcia in New Mexico.

The yogurt has now been confirmed as testing positive for “sperm cells” and saliva, and police are now seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.


According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, told police that "it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times beacuse I was upset.”The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they called the police.

An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week.

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February 8, 2011, 03:27 PM

i put extra yogurt in all my dairy products at castle vons...
the ladies always tell me they wish they could get it straight from tapt...


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i put extra yogurt in all my dairy products at castle vons...
the ladies always tell me they wish they could get it straight from tapt...
If invited to your house, I absolutely would not eat anything that isn't in a sealed container and that I do not open or prepare myself.



Heist, damn - you didn't drink that? Awww, shyt, sorry man that had the GHB in it.

Heist, damn - you didn't eat some of that? Awww, shyt, sorry man that had the man butter in it.



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Heist, damn - you didn't eat some of that? Awww, shyt, sorry man that had the man butter in it.
Quoted for posterity - yes, Heist and Von are actually talking about eating the other dude's spunk...



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..the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, told police that "it tasted like ‘semen.’”
Now everyone knows she swallows.


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crazy how she could just pick the taste of jizz out of a yogurt sample...

you know how you're like ewww....it takes like dirt....or ewwww...it taste like grass.

and then people are like well how do you know what dirt taste like? lol.....


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Quoted for posterity - yes, Heist and Von are actually talking about eating the other dude's spunk...
I think your comprehension skills are a little off today, Orangina. I am alluding to NOT wanting to get caught by Von's women traps.

But you'd like that though ... I know how you Dutch get down. Anything goes, right?



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Now everyone knows she swallows.
...or at least spits.



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I had a nasty feeling as soon as I saw free yogurt


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I think your comprehension skills are a little off today, Orangina. I am alluding to NOT wanting to get caught by Von's women traps.

But you'd like that though ... I know how you Dutch get down. Anything goes, right?
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2) nothing is better than quoting you out of context
3) who said Von only traps women....

but tell me this. If she paid for her groceries and went home after spitting the sample all over the floor, how did they get to test that sample as positive?


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1) Orangina is French
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3) who said Von only traps women....

but tell me this. If she paid for her groceries and went home after spitting the sample all over the floor, how did they get to test that sample as positive?
Damn, why did I always think Orangina was from the Netherlands! Learned something new today.

As for the sample; I have no idea. Someone must have dumpster dived and found the sample cup.



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What do you think his punishment should be?

Punishment? Hell Naw! He should get a job from Ashton Kutcher and start up another Reality Show... They can call it... (wait for it... wait for it...)


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