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This is friggen great! - April 27, 2009, 02:32 PM

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(914): saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend

(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.

(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder


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You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina


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This site is awesome

(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?


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(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes


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someone took a sht in my car last night and left $5 on my seat.

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(310): i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.


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(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.


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i dont remember sending this msg

(703): Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.Labels: (703)


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April 27, 2009, 03:32 PM

haha great site, kinda like FML...

(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

^^sounds like something that would happen in a 301 area code...


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(703): Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.Labels: (703)

Paul you've been busy...

(917): omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
(310): wait, who's paul?
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(917): omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
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