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Fucking with a scammer - December 1, 2011, 11:24 AM

I tried to sell a printer and a scanner on CL for $100. I got a Im interested. I replied to the guy and this was his reply

"Thanks for the prompt response and i will love to make an instant purchase i
will be posting a certified check or money order to cover the cost of the
item while you hold on my behalf. Once my check clear,my mover will come
pickup at you place.I will be needing the following information to issue out
the payment . . .

1.Full name on the check.
2.Full Physical address to post the check
3.City, State and Zip Code
4.Home & Cell Phone to contact you

Note that the payment will be shipped to your address via UPS NEXT DAY
AIR SERVICE and I will like you to know that you will not be
responsible for shipping i will have my mover to come over as soon as
you have cashed the check

N.B UPS does not deliver to a P.O box addresses.Thank you. "


Thinking about sending a box of rocks to this guy. Any ideas?


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Stinky:
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Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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December 1, 2011, 11:27 AM

not worth the hassle even if it was legit...


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December 1, 2011, 11:33 AM

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I tried to sell a printer and a scanner on CL for $100. I got a Im interested. I replied to the guy and this was his reply

"Thanks for the prompt response and i will love to make an instant purchase i
will be posting a certified check or money order to cover the cost of the
item while you hold on my behalf. Once my check clear,my mover will come
pickup at you place.I will be needing the following information to issue out
the payment . . .

1.Full name on the check.
2.Full Physical address to post the check
3.City, State and Zip Code
4.Home & Cell Phone to contact you

Note that the payment will be shipped to your address via UPS NEXT DAY
AIR SERVICE and I will like you to know that you will not be
responsible for shipping i will have my mover to come over as soon as
you have cashed the check

N.B UPS does not deliver to a P.O box addresses.Thank you. "


Thinking about sending a box of rocks to this guy. Any ideas?
some sort of explosive device would send a more clear message. Is this really the first time you've gotten one of these responses from the list?
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December 1, 2011, 11:35 AM

Aww his first craigslist posting, how cute!
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December 1, 2011, 11:37 AM

You should give him all of your information like he asked for.


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Aww his first craigslist posting, how cute!
I know right!? This shit happens to all of us at least 15 times whenever we post anything for sale on C.L. Quit acting like this is the first time you've seen something like this.


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some sort of explosive device would send a more clear message. Is this really the first time you've gotten one of these responses from the list?
Naw I've gotten this shit before but for a much bigger ticketed item. Plus since this is the gift giving time of year I thought it would be fun to fuck with them back.

I guess a "Die fucking scammer" is a good gift to give too.


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Stinky:
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Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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I forgot to request your SS, date of birth and a blood sample!


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Plus since this is the gift giving time of year I thought it would be fun to fuck with them back.
Send him your fleshlight


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December 1, 2011, 11:42 AM

I would take a huge shit in a trash bag and send it to him a nice little note that read FUCK YOU SCAMMER. It will be cheap depending the size of your turds. The best part is the amount of time they waist


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Wait...be nice to whoever is sending it to you. It might be your dad.


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