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Go Hard of the Week - April 30, 2009, 01:58 PM

New Wrinkle On Avoiding Jury Duty
In no uncertain terms, a Montana man tells judge why he won't serve
APRIL 30--There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man. After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County. Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.
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damn i wish i could read that
For those of you who can't make our his writing or can't see the file:

Apparently your morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in your "justice" system and I don't want to have a god dam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the Ufck alone"

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....that guy is my hero for the day. stupid, but my hero none the less.


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Funny stuff ...... count the wrinkles on my dogs balls.


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That's pretty good, he does have some huevos rancheros grandes.
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For those of you who can't make our his writing or can't see the file:

Apparently your morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in your "justice" system and I don't want to have a god dam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the Ufck alone"

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hey thanks
i even said that with a drunk country twang hahah classic.
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LOL! Nice job Montana guy!

I skipped on jury duty once wen I was 19 or 20...it's easy, just show up wearing baggy clothes and they'll just not choose u and say "we had too many volunteers show up". I was like good, i get to go back to my dorm & play GTA. I seriously intended to give a not guilty to whoever's case we were hearing I didn't give a fuck!
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