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August 20, 2004, 07:51 AM

I am in desperate need of being sent home... I gotta come up with some way to have my boss send me home, the weather is so nice. I have considered such things as a slightly serious injury, soiling myself....any ideas?
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...go with hemorrhoidal issues
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August 20, 2004, 08:58 AM

What ya gotta do is injure yourself in plain view of your boss. Go to his office with a piece of paper in your had, and with an excited tone, say "Hey Boss I got something for ya!" Make sure he's on the phone or somehow busy b/c you don't actually want to give him the paper cuz we all know it's BS, right.

So, to wait for him while he gets off the one, rest your hand (the one holding the paper) on the edge of his desk, and try to put as much of your body weight on that hand as possible. Then all ya gotta do is slip your hand off the desk, and let gravity do the rest!

When your head collides with the edge of your boss' desk, be sure to fall over the side and lay motionless for a little while on the floor....caution: sometimes you have no control over this! Your boss will surely hurry off the phone and come to your assistance, then snap out of it, and say "Oh man! What happened?! Where am I?!" shit like that....

Your boss will undoubtedly send you home and won't even ask you about that paper. So, grab yourself some migraine medicine and enjoy the rest of your day...away from work!
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August 20, 2004, 11:44 AM

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...go with hemorrhoidal issues
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Ya know I think the world of ya, but now you are sacring me!!!

Not to mention......"NOT FAIR". You gotta have figured out by know that I would have a ton of jokes about hemorroids in my arsenal...BUTT I don't want to sound like an insensitive asshole. Besides, I have got to get the ITCH to tell those joke.

Maybe later. I can feeling them SWELLING up inside me.



O.K., I can resist, just one.....

I went to the dentist the other day because my gums were shrinking up.

Turns out I had been brushing with Preparation H.



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What ya gotta do is injure yourself in plain view of your boss. Go to his office with a piece of paper in your had, and with an excited tone, say "Hey Boss I got something for ya!" Make sure he's on the phone or somehow busy b/c you don't actually want to give him the paper cuz we all know it's BS, right.

So, to wait for him while he gets off the one, rest your hand (the one holding the paper) on the edge of his desk, and try to put as much of your body weight on that hand as possible. Then all ya gotta do is slip your hand off the desk, and let gravity do the rest!

When your head collides with the edge of your boss' desk, be sure to fall over the side and lay motionless for a little while on the floor....caution: sometimes you have no control over this! Your boss will surely hurry off the phone and come to your assistance, then snap out of it, and say "Oh man! What happened?! Where am I?!" sh*t like that....

Your boss will undoubtedly send you home and won't even ask you about that paper. So, grab yourself some migraine medicine and enjoy the rest of your day...away from work!
Too much to remember - just pull an office space.


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