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They should add an update on the bottom of the page thanking all of those that responded and successfully travelled back to Friday May 9th with them.
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I want to go, but before I commit, I need to know the extent of your knowledge in quantum physics and your doctorate credentials. I have traveled through time before, but I'm no expert. What kind of device are you using? How far back in time are we going? Will I be home for dinner? What are the sleeping arrangements on your time machine? Can I take pictures? Are we physically going to see dinosaurs? What kind of drugs are you ON / bringing? Are we going to get busted by the cops (is your time machine tagged, inspected and insured)? Do you drink and time machine (safe time machining is a priority of mine). As you can tell by my line of questioning, I am very serious and can take Monday off, but I need to know you really have a time machine and aren't full of shit. I have attached a picture of my time machine, so if yours breaks down over the weekend, maybe we can take mine if you feed the flux capacitor. Please consider me, if I cant ride your time machine, at least tell me where you are going so I can take mine and meet you there.
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My reply:
I want to go, but before I commit, I need to know the extent of your knowledge in quantum physics and your doctorate credentials. I have traveled through time before, but I'm no expert. What kind of device are you using? How far back in time are we going? Will I be home for dinner? What are the sleeping arrangements on your time machine? Can I take pictures? Are we physically going to see dinosaurs? What kind of drugs are you ON / bringing? Are we going to get busted by the cops (is your time machine tagged, inspected and insured)? Do you drink and time machine (safe time machining is a priority of mine). As you can tell by my line of questioning, I am very serious and can take Monday off, but I need to know you really have a time machine and aren't full of shit. I have attached a picture of my time machine, so if yours breaks down over the weekend, maybe we can take mine if you feed the flux capacitor. Please consider me, if I cant ride your time machine, at least tell me where you are going so I can take mine and meet you there.
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what was the pic of? thats good sh*t right there!


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what was the pic of? thats good sh*t right there!
It was a photochopped Delorean. I hope I get a reply.


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I signed up, and they lied to me. It was all a lie. We didn't go to the future! We went to the past!!! We went to 1987, and everyone was wearing torn up jeans and saying rad and tubular.

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It was a photochopped Delorean. I hope I get a reply.
the funny thing is, you needn't photochop! I read an article about in C&D last year about movie/TV car conversions. I think this was one of the companies detailed in that issue:

http://www.bttfdelorean.com/

I think all the extra weight made for a 0-60 of ~10s and horrblie braking. Not sure how long it took to get 88mph

I don't have flash working on this OS yet, so I can't watch it, but I'm betting this is probably pretty funny - a ride along with somebody whos installed teh BTTF 'kit'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2S7J_JBWds
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That is too funny....wish I could have gone back to 1987. That was a great year for me. I was living in Germany. Ahhhhhh....the good times I had there.

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URGENT: Need partner(s) for time travel. No experience needed! (Woodbridge, VA)

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This Monday, May 12th, an associate and I will be making our 7th consecutive break through in quantum/theoretical physics and literally "travelling through time"!

We are very experienced in this field, and will bring along all of the equipment needed for this trip. We are looking for 2 volunteers right now, healthy and in good physical condition, be ready for a lot of hiking, possible inclimate weather, post-temporal shift dizziness (lasting up to 5-10 minutes) and/or dinosaurs.

ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Volunteers will need to meet with us once over the weekend before the journey, for a briefing, and quick lesson in the basics of time travel. PLEASE RESPOND SOON!

Good Luck! I hope to hear from you all.

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Looks like he's gained some experience:

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