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HAHAHA... it was only a matter of time! - April 17, 2009, 09:24 AM



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..for evidence of infidelity? HAHA!

ok, I can see the usefulness for that... it's only fair that I inquire, but do they make one to detect female infidelity? Semen detector=males..what would be the female version of that?



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So this will take the place of the thread where the guy said his mom figured out he was having sex by sniffing his penis then?

Isn't technology wonderful!


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chairs are so old school...thats why they make laptops...from the convenience of your own bed....or wherever you please
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chairs are so old school...thats why they make laptops...from the convenience of your own bed....or wherever you please
My laptop is 5 years old so the battery life is like 2 minutes. Usually not enough time to search and load videos before the battery dies..

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And no my power chord does not reach my bed and it is tucked away so much that taking it out and moving it to another plug is just plain annoying and I refuse to do that if I don't have too. So I have my chair...
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it might come off as a swing spot ....lol
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..for evidence of infidelity? HAHA!

ok, I can see the usefulness for that... it's only fair that I inquire, but do they make one to detect female infidelity? Semen detector=males..what would be the female version of that?
Well, you look for stains all over the front of her blouse for one thing..

Then you check her panties cause the beotch probably didn't use a condom and a little always leaks out.. Then just realize that probably 2 of your 3 kids probably aren't yours anyway...


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If the detectives scaned my house.....
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i kids...i kids....
Same here...I'm pretty certain my room would pass for Nick Manning's pad...

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My laptop is 5 years old so the battery life is like 2 minutes. Usually not enough time to search and load videos before the battery dies..

Comp--> <--Me

And no my power chord does not reach my bed and it is tucked away so much that taking it out and moving it to another plug is just plain annoying and I refuse to do that if I don't have too. So I have my chair...
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