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Hahaha... weird spam - August 16, 2010, 08:13 AM

So, obviously everyone gets spam. But this was freaking hillllarious.

First Email:

I got brain damage. Motorcycle crash I can't remember by evening. Just want to read your stuff. Please be patient with me I don't want to look were I'm not supposed to. I think I put down my old pass word. It was evening. I'll try finding out how to regester for all your readable sites. If I do something wrong please text 906 362 2201 they said I have a new iphone password they said for security reasens I'll try again. Bad edge connections. Im 56 going on 14intellectialy. Thanks for your patience.

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Second Email:

Hits to the head John. So to log in. I didn't know what password to use. At times every thing is to complicated. 28 dirt bikes you aren't ridding unless your falling. I seen you put some controls in. Thanks I'll try to register again tomarow it getting gob. My head I mean. Be parking with me my head is screwy even with my adderal

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Favorite part "28 dirt bikes you aren't ridding unless your falling".



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August 16, 2010, 08:15 AM

Sounds like Ben had a rough weekend on the TTR.


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August 16, 2010, 08:36 AM

What in the fuck? That reads more like a drunk dial ...



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August 16, 2010, 12:00 PM

I keep seeing spam like these now, it's like a robot just randomly picks sentences on the interwebs and constructs an email...for what purpose I don't have the slightest f*cking clue!


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I keep seeing spam like these now, it's like a robot just randomly picks sentences on the interwebs and constructs an email...for what purpose I don't have the slightest f*cking clue!
Skynet is probing our defenses.



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Skynet is probing our defenses.
Echelon maybe?


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thats right ....... you aint riding , until your crashing


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The only way to become a better rider is to crash. At that point you know the limits of the envelope.

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August 16, 2010, 03:10 PM

My school... or someone... used to send these types of mails out to test their spam blocker software.
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Skynet is probing our defenses.
Not till next Monday...


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